/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why is Chainlink moving so goddamn slowly? At the beginning of January, I made a list of coins I was looking to buy, and on that list was SRM, SOL, GRT, ALGO, and DOT. I didn't buy into them because I believed in chainlink more but nonetheless, they all went up over 100%. Now I'm sitting here with a measly 40% on link. What's going on? Is it price suppression? Sergay dumping? I'm just confused because LINK seems like such a comfy hold but moves so goddam slowly.

(It can)

Shill me a defi shitcoin I should go into thats on Binance and not curryswap. I dont want any of your ranjeet paneer dinku tinku shitcoins, give me something thats above $100M MC. I'm selling a couple K of LINK to diversify. Shill away.

Hard mode:
>no AAVE, SNX, UNI

>>27682002
>yesterday
>last month
>last year
>last decade
>last century
>last millenium
>last ice age
>last mass extinction event
>last 4th dimensional genesis event
it's over, LAMESTINK will NEVER be above or below $24.594 EVER again.

Another explanation is that many anons are very bored and also don't want any of the recent board invaders to make it. You also did not consider that it's over, Chainlink's 2 man team of Big Mac addicted philosophy majors have been stuck in the toilets within their nail salon office in the Cayman Islands to avoid discussing how the token is not needed due to Jason Parser's upcoming shadowfork which must be executed to pay for his bail after hitting his dumb bitch mother over the head with a frying pan.

Be honest with me, is this good for LINK?

BOOOOOORING

Ohnonono is this real Linkbros?

>and just like that, LAMESTINK will NEVER be above $23 EVER again!

>>25929502
> feeling fine

>>25701860
wtf is this true?

>another day of bleeding sats
>still believe holding link is the right decision

I'm hitting cultist levels of delusion I didn't even know were possible

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I AM FINANCIALLY

RUINED
NONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONO

That.

>$14.18

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>16600861
Link marines, you have a man down here, Down syndrome, please assist him back to rebbit because he’s embarrassing himself on the anime website again.

Tomorrow's news will bring us right back to $3 right?

>>6656843
One of us...one of us

CAN THE MAIN NET JUST COME ON SO WE CAN JUST FUCKING MOON HOLY SHIT IM SICK OF BEING A MINIMUM WAGIE I JUST WANT TO BE FREE AND STAKE THE LINKS I BOUGHT CHEAP TO LIVE A PASSIVE HUMBLE LIFE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I was honestly really underwhelmed by the news. Sergey came out and didn't announce much, but it killed a lot of the FUD going around. Unfortunately the FUD is where all the meme magic was.

This isn't tanking like SIBOS, but for some reason I don't see it going up significantly any time soon. Might bleed out. Regardless, this is an opportunity to increase your holdings. I might be able to upgrade from 10k to 15k LINKs before the real moonening.