/biz/ - Business & Finance

it's been 84 years...

Cohen, please make your move. THE move. I am not overleveraged just bored, never selling but my god you have the kills shot. Send it

I AM READY TO BE DISAPPOINTED ONCE MORE

>>29060455
Let me get uhhhhhh

If they can fake issuing shares to make something seem worth less than it actualy is due to supply being perceived as larger than it actually is, do you guys think it might be possible that they also go in the other direction? Like lying about the float? What if they tell us there are less shares in circulation than there actually are, and in reality some stock may have an incredibly high float number, but by reporting it as low, it reduces sell pressure and allows hedgie holders to sell at their leisure and cash out whenever they want?
Like for instance what if there were actually 1 billion shares of some "blue chip" company out there that is reported to only have 50 million float, and hedgies basically just exclusively sell to retail to freely cash out when they want to? Basically using them like a piggy bank because retail actually thinks they're getting a bargain every dip?

Someone please tell me I'm being retarded and overthinking things.

Oh my god. People are going to unironically start buying and clipping coins, aren't they?

We're really at the fucking top.

PLEASE GOD PLEASE CRASH PLEASE GOD PLEASE CRASH PLEASE GOD PLEASE CRASH

>>4064193
>Could have stayed on the gain train

Forgive me Warren, I should have listened