/biz/ - Business & Finance

What the fuck is this backround.

>eth/btc
its fucking over, isnt it?

>My obsessive side bitch begun offering me money to fuck her
Should i take it and go all in some shitcoin biz? It doesnt feel like a moral thing to do.

A local top for btc is in. Here comes 3 months of sideways while alts bleed.

My coins have been going sideways for 3 weeks. What the fuck is this.

$100k is life changing money

what the fuck is going on?

>another altcoin relief rally
i give it max 1 week for the market to retrace all the gains

>Most Altcoins pumped to major resistance
Are we about to have a alt season or a big crash?

>saylor bought
>link pumping against the market
>cz tweets that you should buy the dip
market wide crash is coming, isnt it?

How does the FED actually spawn the new money out of thin air?
Do they have a program called money.exe? What happens if Jerome falls asleep on the train with his laptop open could you just quietly take over his laptop, open the money.exe program, insert your bank details and spawn a few million?

Why dont all the minimum wage wagies just save up food water etc for some months then all go on strike at once and demand better pay?

>BTC pump just before the fed meeting.
You know what that means

Taxes are just a burn mechanism.

We are entering depression phase.

>Sold at $8
>Plan to rebuy at $5

Will this work again or has it become too obvious?

FROM SNEED TO SHINING SNEED

Everything feels like it's just one side of liquidating longs and shorts

>>53686162
https://youtu.be/uvPeKB20-do

I just sold my PS5 for $320
AMA

We will NEVER go under 22.4k. Ever. Screencap this.

>>53633087
Your sage didn’t work

I’m renting out the house my Dad bought me in exchange for my brother’s car

Once upon a time, there was a dad named Mr. Bumbling who loved his son more than anything in the world. So, one day, he decided to buy him the most amazing house that he could find. However, Mr. Bumbling was a little bit... strange. He had an odd sense of humor and an even odder taste in home decor.

He found a house that was shaped like a giant shoe and thought it was the perfect place for his son to live. When his son saw the house, he was mortified. The house was bright green with yellow polka dots and had a giant red heel. But, Mr. Bumbling was so excited about the house that his son couldn't bring himself to disappoint him.

So, they moved in and Mr. Bumbling decided to throw a housewarming party. But, instead of inviting friends and family, he invited a group of clowns. The clowns arrived and started performing all sorts of crazy antics, like juggling furniture and riding tricycles through the house.

As if that wasn't strange enough, Mr. Bumbling then announced that he had hired a giraffe to be the butler. The giraffe walked around serving drinks and hors d'oeuvres on its long neck. The guests were all trying their best to keep a straight face, but it was difficult.

The climax of the party came when Mr. Bumbling declared that he had hired a group of monkeys to play the music. The monkeys started banging on pots and pans and screeching loudly. Just as everyone thought they couldn't take it anymore, the monkeys started throwing banana cream pies at the guests.

The party was a disaster and the guests couldn't wait to get out of there. But, Mr. Bumbling was so proud of his new home and the unique party that he threw. From that day on, the shoe-shaped house became known as the weirdest and most ridiculous house in the neighborhood.

And that, my friends, is the story of a dad who loved his son so much that he bought him a house that was just as strange and ridiculous as he was.