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Good thread to relax from cryptoshit. I posted this in other thread to try to relax a bit, butt all I get was a question questioning my sexual orientation. Boring straight, by the way. So I would like to present you with a controversial dilemma:

Imagine this:

You're in prision for 5 years and you have two choices.
1- every six months you take a beating that leaves you near death. Breakes bones, teeth, scars, pain. Every six months for five years. But no one makes shower love with you. You have some pals but they can't help you.

Bonus: for each year in prision, you get 10k€ from Insurance. You get out with 50k
Bonus2: no kicks in the balls and no eye gorging. You can fight back but you take the beating anyway.
Bonus3: you will develop a artistic talent from all that suffering and have a chance to be famouse

2- you have a cellmate that everybody respects. You become his lover, he calls you Rita and every night he makes sweet love with you. Mind that is sweet love, he kisses you fucks your butt with his gigantic cock with tender passion.
Nobody messes with you, you have pals and a quiet 5 years. When you go out of prision you can be friend with your cell mate, have sex or not or you can go on with your life and nobody will ever know.

Bonus: first sunday every month he sucks your dick like a porn star.
Bonus2: you get really good in buttsex, passive and active, from all the lessons. You can become a pornstar or make someone really happy with theire butts (man or woman)

Choose wisely.

No taxes for bitcoin and crypto in Portugal. This year at least.

https://www.dn.pt/dinheiro/interior/financas-lucros-com-bitcoin-nao-pagam-imposto-9007290.html