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>adelyn is wet as fuck
>gets in a weird relationship with the guy she calls LINKJesus
>everyone freaked out by it, sergey simply tolerates it
>LINKJesus starts giving adelyn advice on how to bring chainlink forward, becomes her "oracle" so to speak
>hit or miss advice but sergey listens to adelyn's pleas to listen to the genius LINKJesputin
>chainlink starts to collapse at the seams
>link marines go into turbo autist mode and start a meme revolution - the final nail in the coffin of crypto, ushering in a full collapse in order to redistribute the wealth of the cyrpto market