/biz/ - Business & Finance

ayo hol up itz weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! up in tha beginnin I was fuddin Link ta accumulate mo' n' mo' n' mo'. which I did ultimately when dat shiznit was round 13 cent. I amassed 300K Link. I definately be thinkin I have enough ta make dat shit. tha problem though is dat I can't stop fuddin mah own investment where I be literally all-in wit mah game savings. I designed a shitload of da most thugged-out hated n' posted memes regardin Chainlink. again... I be all-in wit mah live savings n' I have no intention whatsoeva ta shill dis project. instead I went ta crazy lengths ta meme fud whenever I can. sometimes I sit a whole dizzle up in front of tha screen n' I FUD FUD FUD FUD. I don't suttin' is poppin' off wit mah dirty nigga ass. but since I have invested up in Chainlink I feel helladifferent. mah behavior make straight-up no sense... yet I be 100% shizzle I gotta FUD mah own investment

we needs oracles

imagine u gonna fuk som ho and she lik u payin up front and u dont wanna

so u set up a smart contract, she gets the money when your nut hits her skin nom sayin?

but how the smart contract know wats good?

orakles

yall newfags b talkin bout how dat oracle thang work but iz real simple

we needs oracles

imagine u gonna fuk som ho and she lik u payin up front and u dont wanna

so u set up a smart contract, she gets the money when your nut hits her skin nom sayin?

but how the smart contract know wats good?

orakles

>>18560719
cryptography n math my nigga

Yo Yo uh community o' deeply introverted shut-in homis living completely isolated an' disconnected from da real external world betting dey entire lives on uh technology dat aims ta connect isolated systems ta external data from da real world... If successful, dis here will be they only chance ta connect wif da world fo dem niggaz. da irony iz not lost on me. dere's uh reason why dis here one resonated so profoundly here o' all places. afta all, we's's be da only ones who can philosophically an' psychologically relate ta da oracle problem Ya' know what I'm sayin' mufugga?

Yo Those who said sergey has nah vision (da same speech!) gots not been payin' attention, particularly ta his earliest appearances.

chainlink be bein' constructed ta fill da role o' an idealised arbitah o' truf, connected ta da most perfectly dispassionate executor, in da form o' public smart contract chains.

dis here be in fulfilment o' da deepest platonic ideals o' contract an' governance dat gots evah been conceived, but which gots remained out o' reach, mere approximations even undah da highest forms o' lawful republic, as at every step human capriciousness asserts itself an' corrodes da final product, da freedom o' contract foun' when our pledges iz given force by leviathan. Alas, ‘from da crooked timbaz o' humanity, nah straight thin' wuz evah made’.

by redrawin' da locus o' consensus as dat o' uh precise ledgah wit soun' game-theoretical guarantees at its edges, an' iron-clad stricture within, rathah than uh continuously renegotiated shank fight, da level o' trust required ta engage in mutually beneficial enterprise plummets precipitously.

but wat do it plummet ta? da trust required be now neatly circumscribed ta da trust in da 411 delivered unto our new leviathan. Derr be fortunately uh market fo dis here trust, uh pool o' agents who iz willin' ta stake they reputation an' collateral on any piece o' digitisable 411 on which it be possible ta come ta consensus. Da truf be uh most excellent schellin' point, an' one which well-incentivised agents can reliably settle on.

do not underestimate da powah an' da generality o' dis here arrangement in its maturity, nor da amount o' human an' economic potential dat dis here will unlock sho 'nuff!

Yo ah feel dat ah can peep back on all o' dis here now an' dig' why me n' mah niggahs's believed wat me n' mah niggahs's did at da tyme, an' why me n' mah niggahs's wuz so hopeful. It's not like it wuz as obvious as sum othah projects - but unfortunately sum o' u gots not come ta da realization dat u be copin' wif financial stockholm syndrome. u still persist in floodin' dis here board fo' validation, but it's so painfully clear dat da spammaz be nuttin' but desperate, emotional bagholdaz tryin' ta circlejerk one last exit spurt out o' dis here now provably centralized, amateur shitcoin.

chainlink's team iz literally dumpin' all ova us as me n' mah niggahs's speak. Sergey just has uh few mo' presentations ta go where he drags his big ass, tech-illiterate ass like uh bitch wif worms 'bfoe an audience o' college freshmen who wanted ta play wif crypto as uh hobby an' then he can finally cash out his own stack an' retire early. He could go up on stage, announce da cessation o' da project, an' then post pictures from sum fine beach in czech every day an' u would still hold onto yo' extremely overvalued stacks. dey don' even dump on u themselves. dat's how sheit it iz at dis here point - dey can literally use uh bot ta sell off huge amounts o' link every single day an' know dat u'll just make up cope cuz it's too hard ta accept. dis here proves dat da team iz definitely aware o' da sentiment on dis here board - dey know dat old retards an' new suckaz alike be trapped now. Sergey could show up ta his presentations fucked-up at dis here point an' u imbeciles would just try ta claim dat he's uh chad despite da fact dat he be uh soft an' timid lil eunuch who iz clearly in way ova his head. But then ag'in, so be u.

da difference iz dat he's goin' ta walk away an insanely rich nigga while u goin' ta be flippin' burgaz an' imaginin' yo'self in basketball cars fo' da next 40 years until u die o' heart failure from grubbin on big-macs ironically.

ayo nigga i aint tryna to fud but I got beef n shiet wit Chainlink. bruh Chainlink been on dat Ropsten for months n erryone finna expectin deez potential partners 2 test on dat test net. Sergey and his niggas even told yall to keep an eye on dat Ropsten to see dem customerz usin the network. Nigga it finna been 3 welfare payments n the only transactions on Ropsten been deadass average peeps takin the hunnit Ropsten link from tha faucet shiet. They aint no requests fo data. shiet, as a matter of fact homie some nigga aksed Thomas why and then Thomas got scurred n made a fake ass run to show it works. Homeslice, I see Tommy's request nigga but it be da only muthafuckin one.

Why aint no niggas testing on Ropsten? Where all these niggas at dat post to be creaming they underwear at the potenshul of Chainlink huh? Deadass tha lack of sergey n his niggas talkin, no updates and no fukkin worldstar presence, increasing competition from mobius niggas all red flags up in this bitch.

>>14682808
ayo hol up itz weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! up in tha beginnin I was fuddin Link ta accumulate mo' n' mo' n' mo'. which I did ultimately when dat shiznit was round 13 cent. I amassed 300K Link. I definately be thinkin I have enough ta make dat shit. tha problem though is dat I can't stop fuddin mah own investment where I be literally all-in wit mah game savings. I designed a shitload of da most thugged-out hated n' posted memes regardin Chainlink. again... I be all-in wit mah live savings n' I have no intention whatsoeva ta shill dis project. instead I went ta crazy lengths ta meme fud whenever I can. sometimes I sit a whole dizzle up in front of tha screen n' I FUD FUD FUD FUD. I don't suttin' is poppin' off wit mah dirty nigga ass. but since I have invested up in Chainlink I feel helladifferent. mah behavior make straight-up no sense... yet I be 100% shizzle I gotta FUD mah own investment

Yo! buy when dares nigga blood ahn da streets even ahf da blood be yo own

Yo! buy when dares nigga blood ahn da streets even ahf da blood be yo own

ayo hol up itz weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! up in tha beginnin I was fuddin Link ta accumulate mo' n' mo' n' mo'. which I did ultimately when dat shiznit was round 13 cent. I amassed 300K Link. I definately be thinkin I have enough ta make dat shit. tha problem though is dat I can't stop fuddin mah own investment where I be literally all-in wit mah game savings. I designed a shitload of da most thugged-out hated n' posted memes regardin Chainlink. again... I be all-in wit mah live savings n' I have no intention whatsoeva ta shill dis project. instead I went ta crazy lengths ta meme fud whenever I can. sometimes I sit a whole dizzle up in front of tha screen n' I FUD FUD FUD FUD. I don't suttin' is poppin' off wit mah dirty nigga ass. but since I have invested up in Chainlink I feel helladifferent. mah behavior make straight-up no sense... yet I be 100% shizzle I gotta FUD mah own investment

fo all dat Sheiit they need decentralized oracles an' who got da motherfuckin' oracles? chainlink an' every niggah who uses this lebron Sheiit coin will in sum way use da chainlink network an' when all da niggas use it me n' mah niggahs make gains forevah

In link fud be wild.

chainlink be da first project dat serves up a gangbangin' finger-lickin' distributed oracle service.

dat shitz worth $ 1000 bcuz' dat shiznit serves up reliable n' intelligent content. Interactizzle skillz r' a way ta make scrilla on thangs yo' can do fo' realz. An example be dat bob sendz alice 500 rcn right away, alice sendz bob 500 req.

N' therez Ain't nuthin' but dat be a blingin issue wit' a smart-ass deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Spiritual agreements can only be used all up in blocked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Access ta third partizzles (gas price, weatha shiznit, etc.) requires spell-writin'. Oracle be a third-party steez dat gotta convert da data from da convenience o' communion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. An example holla'd at our asses dat bob wanted ta cook up a wack result o' tha sickest fuckin connection wit' alicizzle. Oracle on yahoo, gizoogle, nfl.com, etc. Update details. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Send bob a smart-ass piece o' shiznit.

tha problem be dat oracle be centralized n' dat bob n' alice r' up in a posizzle ta trust dis single oracle dat be likely ta be jacked da fuck tha fuck into tha right date, which be Why tha fuck dat shiznit be not trustworthy intelligent intelligent ta use. If tha data be not trusted.

here chainlink has come. Chainlink serves up oral dictionaries dat give confidence. Wit' dis system, bob n' alice have tried ta create a intelligent agreement ta verify link numbers n' they r' tha same. Link numbers can take a yahoo account, gizoogle, nfl, etc. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since tha nodes was up in tha link units, if tha node provided incorrect shiznit, they would lose some o' they muthafuckin' stakes. Nutti link gives yo' direct shiznit on nuff muthafuckin link tags.

hope dis explanation be What tha fuck chainlink explains n' datz Why tha fuck dat shitz aint funky-ass big-ass mistake.

In link fud be wild.

chainlink be da first project dat serves up a gangbangin' finger-lickin' distributed oracle service.

dat shitz worth $ 1000 bcuz' dat shiznit serves up reliable n' intelligent content. Interactizzle skillz r' a way ta make scrilla on thangs yo' can do fo' realz. An example be dat bob sendz alice 500 rcn right away, alice sendz bob 500 req.

N' therez Ain't nuthin' but dat be a blingin issue wit' a smart-ass deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Spiritual agreements can only be used all up in blocked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Access ta third partizzles (gas price, weatha shiznit, etc.) requires spell-writin'. Oracle be a third-party steez dat gotta convert da data from da convenience o' communion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. An example holla'd at our asses dat bob wanted ta cook up a wack result o' tha sickest fuckin connection wit' alicizzle. Oracle on yahoo, gizoogle, nfl.com, etc. Update details. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Send bob a smart-ass piece o' shiznit.

tha problem be dat oracle be centralized n' dat bob n' alice r' up in a posizzle ta trust dis single oracle dat be likely ta be jacked da fuck tha fuck into tha right date, which be Why tha fuck dat shiznit be not trustworthy intelligent intelligent ta use. If tha data be not trusted.

here chainlink has come. Chainlink serves up oral dictionaries dat give confidence. Wit' dis system, bob n' alice have tried ta create a intelligent agreement ta verify link numbers n' they r' tha same. Link numbers can take a yahoo account, gizoogle, nfl, etc. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since tha nodes was up in tha link units, if tha node provided incorrect shiznit, they would lose some o' they muthafuckin' stakes. Nutti link gives yo' direct shiznit on nuff muthafuckin link tags.

hope dis explanation be What tha fuck chainlink explains n' datz Why tha fuck dat shitz a funky-ass big-ass mistake.

>>11647616
>needin a fucking edumcashiun

you a dumb nigga but less dumb than amerimutt niggas

>>11318100
ayo hol up itz weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! up in tha beginnin I was fuddin Link ta accumulate mo' n' mo' n' mo'. which I did ultimately when dat shiznit was round 13 cent. I amassed 300K Link. I definately be thinkin I have enough ta make dat shit. tha problem though is dat I can't stop fuddin mah own investment where I be literally all-in wit mah game savings. I designed a shitload of da most thugged-out hated n' posted memes regardin Chainlink. again... I be all-in wit mah live savings n' I have no intention whatsoeva ta shill dis project. instead I went ta crazy lengths ta meme fud whenever I can. sometimes I sit a whole dizzle up in front of tha screen n' I FUD FUD FUD FUD. I don't suttin' is poppin' off wit mah dirty nigga ass. but since I have invested up in Chainlink I feel helladifferent. mah behavior make straight-up no sense... yet I be 100% shizzle I gotta FUD mah own investment.

>>10615679
I'm actually mo' qualified ta rap 'bout dis than most anons.I'm employed wit' a cyber-techno machinations company, i do a lot o' security analyst programmin' type work. Open source, decentralized, apis, partnerships, yo' name dat shit. We'd be one o' da first companies in line fo' somethang like chainlink, if da decentralized smart contract space had mo' value ova traditional data exchanges. Therez a catch though, an underlyin' flaw mo' deeply embedded in da bedrock o' link than da very code itself. Tha flaw be wit' tha concept, n' dat shitz dis: companies won't actually git through tha hassle o' trustin' their muthafuckin' data apiz through crypto.

naw i can already hea yo' goddamn keyboards goin' frantic, N' therez Ain't nuthin' but hea me out. /biz/ hates banks, n' traditional data providers. N' therez Ain't nuthin' but actual companies, businesses, n' investors do not. Therez an old sayin' yo' might have heard o': "if dat shit ain't broke, don't fix dat shit!". Tha idea dat any o' our bosses would give us tha git ahead if we approached 'em ta put our companies valuable data in a smart contract on a cryptocurrency called chainlink, dat they've neva heard o', we'd be laughed out at best n' fired on tha spot at worst. We already have api data buyers n' providers we trust.

I had nevah heard of cornell university before comin' here, if dat juels guy couldn't git into yale or harvard it's proof he wasn't bitchin' nuff. Evan cheng left fo facebook, quite obvious he didn't believe in da project or he would gots stayed. If smart contracts were so promisin' then why would whoevah previously owned da smartcontract.com domain name, supposedly nick szabo whose original project bitgold failed against bitcoin, sell it off so easily? blythe mastaz says smart contracts is da future? she also created da credit default swap an' it be literally da main reason fo da financial crisis me n' mah niggahs're in, dat's why jp morgan fired hah an' she can't work wit banks no more so she's goin' into blockchain as a last resort. Adelyn zhou's book only has fake reviews an' hasn't even updated hah resume. Swift hasn't even invited da team at sibos 2018, dat best tell choo everythin' choo need to know about their so-called 'partnership'. Vitalik himself compared da project to a fuckin' toyota. Buildin' a trustless network instead of trustful. Assblastah was larping, it was exposed when da company he claimed was british was actually american. Da top 2 law firms haven't even bothered joinin' da accord project, an' da project said it wasn't an actual partnership an' anybody could replace them. Da entire salesforce connection comes from benioff describin' a random encountah he had wit a crypto guy at his hotel in davos, sergey was nevah in davos. Da website had typos in every sentence, typos even a 10 year old wouldn't make. They haven't even started work on da reputation system. Tom gonsah funded shop (shopin), a literal pajeet coin. All da big playaz choo see mentioned in link threads is all workin' on their centralized solutions. /g/ were da first to shill btc an' eth but they don' care about link. Da list goes on an' on. Don' fall fo this scam coin, if choo don' believe meh then do yo own research.

Yo! Not tryahn' ta fud n' darez aahn't nuthahn' n' darez aahn't nuthahn' but ah gots uh straahght-up concern waht' chaahnlahnk. Chaahnlahnk has been on ropsten fo' uh monfs n' y'all wuz expectahn' all dem potentahal partnaz nahgga ta tess on tha tess net.Put yo muthafuckahn choppers up ahf ya feel dahs muthafucka! Don' make me come ova dere beotch... Tha nahgga crew even holla'd at playas ta keep uh eye on ropsten ta peep tha custamaz usahn' tha network. Well shahahaht, like, shahahaht, fer shure, fo' 3 weeks tha only trasactahons on ropsten gots been regula peeps takahn' tha 100 ropsten lahnk from tha faucet. Derr has been straahght-up nah requests fo' data. Sheeeiit. In fact, like, one o' mah thugs axed thomas why da fuq da fuq nuthin' den thomas doesne coaahahghted up uh run ta show dat Sheahaht werkz. Well shahahaht, shahahaht, ah peep dat nahgga thomass request fo' data n' darez aahn't nuthahn' n' darez aahn't nuthahn' but dat Sheahaht be da only one. What it iz, Mama! Ya'll iz mad mad stupid! why da fuq da fuq be derr nah testahn' on ropsten, like, wow, bahatch nahgga? where da fuq da fuq r' all dem hustlas/partners/devs dat r' supposed ta be droolahn' at da potentahal o' chaahnlahnk, mostly, bahatch? ah know da lack o' communahcatahon, like, wow, lack o' thugged-out shahznaht from nahgga sergey, lack o' hood medahzzle presence, ahncreasahn' competahzzle from bahg-ass playaz r' all red flags n' darez aahn't nuthahn' n' darez aahn't nuthahn' but dahs may be da phattest. doeses mah playas straahght-up wat ta use chaahnlahnk? in the hood

>>9862032
ayo hol up itz weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! up in tha beginnin I was fuddin Link ta accumulate mo' n' mo' n' mo'. which I did ultimately when dat shit was round 13 cent. I amassed 300K Link AYO HOL UP. I definately be thinkin I have enough ta make dat shit. tha problem though is dat I can't stop fuddin mah own investment where I be literally all-in wit mah game savings. gettin all jiggy with it. I designed a shitload of da most thugged-out hated n' posted memes regardin Chainlink. again... I be all-in wit mah live savings n' I have no intention whatsoeva ta shill dis project. instead I went ta crazy lengths ta meme fud whenever I can. sometimes I sit a whole dizzle up in front of tha screen n' I FUD FUD FUD FUD. I don't suttin' is poppin' off wit mah dirty nigga ass. but since I have invested up in Chainlink I feel helladifferent. mah behavior make straight-up no sense... yet I be 100% shizzle I gotta FUD mah own investment.

In link fud be wild.

chainlink be da first project dat serves up a gangbangin' finger-lickin' distributed oracle service.

dat shitz worth $ 1000 bcuz' dat shiznit serves up reliable n' intelligent content. Interactizzle skillz r' a way ta make scrilla on thangs yo' can do fo' realz. An example be dat bob sendz alice 500 rcn right away, alice sendz bob 500 req.

N' therez Ain't nuthin' but dat be a blingin issue wit' a smart-ass deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Spiritual agreements can only be used all up in blocked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Access ta third partizzles (gas price, weatha shiznit, etc.) requires spell-writin'. Oracle be a third-party steez dat gotta convert da data from da convenience o' communion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. An example holla'd at our asses dat bob wanted ta cook up a wack result o' tha sickest fuckin connection wit' alicizzle. Oracle on yahoo, gizoogle, nfl.com, etc. Update details. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Send bob a smart-ass piece o' shiznit.

tha problem be dat oracle be centralized n' dat bob n' alice r' up in a posizzle ta trust dis single oracle dat be likely ta be jacked da fuck tha fuck into tha right date, which be Why tha fuck dat shiznit be not trustworthy intelligent intelligent ta use. If tha data be not trusted.

here chainlink has come. Chainlink serves up oral dictionaries dat give confidence. Wit' dis system, bob n' alice have tried ta create a intelligent agreement ta verify link numbers n' they r' tha same. Link numbers can take a yahoo account, gizoogle, nfl, etc. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since tha nodes was up in tha link units, if tha node provided incorrect shiznit, they would lose some o' they muthafuckin' stakes. Nutti link gives yo' direct shiznit on nuff muthafuckin link tags.

hope dis explanation be What tha fuck chainlink explains n' datz Why tha fuck dat shitz a funky-ass big-ass mistake.

>>9743251
Fud not mean ta n "Therez aint a god damn thang yo, but I gots ta git wit concern straight up" wired. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Reticulated already Ropsten FO "for n" mah playas was expectin all partnaz potential dem TA test on tha test tended tha. Tha staff even holla'd up in Playas ta ta peep over Ropsten glimpse usin tha tha Chainlink network. Well Shiiit, Shiiit, FO "3 weeks tha transaction gots ropsten just been defined n' rulez Crackas Takin '100 tha link ropsten from tha tap. Derr has been straight up requests nah FO "data. In fact, one of tha thugs shattered mAh white ass nizzle fuck Thomas why da fuck da no data So Thomas Dun concocted within ropsten ta show dat work Sheiit. Well Shiiit, Shiiit, I chirps de cracka thomass request fo' "data n" Therez not a god damn thang n 'Therez not a god damn thang but DAT Sheiit be da one. What da fuck da nah fuck be Derr calibration of instruments on Ropsten, biiiatch, biatch? Where r da da fuck fuck 'all dem Hustlas / partners / pimpers DAT R. supposed ta be Droolin' up in potential de o "networked, biiiatch, biatch? I know da lack o 'communication, lack o' Shiznit Thugged- Out of Sergei, lack o 'hood presence medizzle, increasin' competizzle from under-pimpin' Playaz r all red flags n 'Therez not a god damn thang n' therez Ain "nothing" but dis may be da Phattest. no playas mAh straight up wants ta use networked, biatch? hood attendizzle medizzle, increasin 'competizzle from under-pimpin' Playaz r' n all red flags "Therez not a god damn thang n 'Therez not a god damn thang but dis may be da Phattest. No playas mAh straight up wants ta use networked, biatch? Hood presence medizzle, increasin 'competizzle from under-pimpin' Playaz r' n all red flags "Therez not a god damn thang n 'Therez not a god damn thang but dis may be da Phattest.