/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56892371
2k sign on bonus across 6 months via my masters at Amazon. It is an honor to work for you, Mr. Bezos.

How do I learn excel in like a week if I know the basics?

Im on unemployment for the next 6 month's, what should I do to make money? or earn more in the future?

>>29946008
BACK INTO THE CAGIE LITTLE WAGIE

Collected another paycheck.

>>18366437
Legal cover. Lets us put you back in the wage cage with zero risk of a lawsuit. Just have HR print up some bullshit sheets quoting this guidance and we get hours of labor per wagie.

>>18290777
By investing your new free time in applying for this wonderful opportunity: https://www.amazon.jobs/en/business_categories/fulfillment-operations

Remember to keep all limbs and thoughts inside the cage at all times!

>>17229243
BACK IN YOUR CAGE. ORDERS FOR DRAGON DILDOS ARE COMING IN AND WE NEED TO SHIP SAME DAY.

>working for the weekend.

Need I remind you what company devised the wagecage?

And what side of the cage has the lock?

Suppose, hypothetically, Amazon began offering a brokerage service allowing you to purchase from a nearly unlimited selection of stocks, bonds, real estate investments, and cryptocurrencies.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how willing would you be to try it out?

>>16070315
If you score really well, they'll put you among the robots and give you your own cage to keep you safe.

Just don't ask why the lock is on the outside.

>>11689353

NoLink = a life behind the Amazon Chain Links

>>11532592
The life of a wagie lmao rip in pepperoni

>>11443632
Kek, we need a wagie wojack with these blinders and a feedbag

I hate sundays, because its just a long day to think about how horrible tomorrow and next week will be.

FUCK!

>>11183090

The meme is real.

post your wage cages

Someday we’ll wake up from the nightmare of history that brought us to today’s capitalism and maybe we can redeem whatever left of this putrid world that’s been ravaged so violently. It’s a shame what was a lost and what will continue to be destroyed for decades to come.

Until then, enjoy the human zoo. Wouldn’t be possible without all the useful idiots.

Imagine, there are people on this board that unironically think that capitalism is the best humanity can do. That it is the most efficient system —a system based on crises of overproduction (a concept inconceivable before capitalism).

This is the best we can do. Well then, we are truly fucked.

FUCK OFF NEETS,

I HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY BOSS PLANS ON INSTALLING A FLUORIDATED WATER BOTTLE FEEDER ON MY CAGE NEXT WEEK.

It's Friday night and my shift ended hours ago. The door wouldn't open properly and there is almost nobody around till 14 hours from now.

Wtf do i do?

I tried to order some food to my cage tonight, but when I input Cage 42 on the Pizza Hut delivery they cant find me on their system.

what the fuck am i meant to do for food?