/biz/ - Business & Finance

>want to be rich
>am not rich
What I need is some kind of scheme, whereby I can get rich, and do it quickly. Ideas?

Yes, put it in the index
Ytd - 15% return

It might crash even more

Fuck everything. I'm so fucking tired of knowing I'm right about this goddamn clown market and all the wall street faggots in bed with the Fed keep winning anyway. I'm turning off CNBC, closing ZeroHedge, and not looking at any fucking charts for another year. I'm just going to sit on my gold, silver, and Bitcoin and hope that the laws of physics still apply and eventually all the bulls will get fucked like they deserve. There's so much wrong with this fake and gay economy, but I know as long as Jerome is pumping trillions into the system this shit will never end. Fuck all of you seriously, I'm capitulating and hibernating. Goodbye

ACTIVATE THE BUY BACKS BEZOS!

>Sir, please leave your tank outside before entering crematorium.

>History in the making

>RUSSELL DOWN 13 FUCKING %
RUSSELL DOWN 13 FUCKING %
>RUSSELL DOWN 13 FUCKING %
RUSSELL DOWN 13 FUCKING %

I bought the dip but, it keeps dipping....WHAT THE FUCK?

IT WAS ALL TRUE , EVERYTHING WAS TRUE. FUCK WHY DIDN'T I BUY MORE. NOLINKERS ARE LITERALLY GOING TO COMMIT MASS SUICIDE.
>t. 5k linklet and NEVER SELLING

Trump acquittal today is the final "Sell the News" event of this bull market cycle. Tesla insanity confirms.

The party's almost over, folks.

>>16196237
Plus DB has rehypothecated assets out to tons of companies/countries. Anywhere from 10 trillion to 40 trillion worth. If it fails it won't just be Germany suffering the consequences. Vast amounts of wealth across the globe will disappear in a day

>>16041256
>DCR: Digital Cuckholding Reinvented

>Dreamt four times in the night that I won 4mil on the lottery
>Woke each time literally screaming and crying with delight
>Reality hit home
>Began screaming and crying with despair
G-guys w-w-will we all make it? Those dreams were so real, I drove a Bentley turbo and squelched any girl I wanted to... LIFE WITHOUT MONEY is NOT FUCKING WORTH it, even if you've only lived the alternative in a fucking dream.

>>15835211
>tfw your oc wojak is the only one not stored on one of the few recovered hard drives in post-apocalyptic 2119

>>15777964
If im honest part of it is my own stingyness. I could have dropped 500 on silver last week without worrying too much, but i only just landed my current contract and i want to shore up my cash position before i splurge on rocks. Plus i had to replace a busted tyre on a car.

Ill be home again in 5 weeks time with enough money to drop a grand on silver without noticing the hit.

Unrelated, what is the minimum amount of gold biz would buy? I kinds feel like im getting ripped on anything less than 5 grams, but some of those smaller packs in the 2.5 gram range are tempting.

>>15618614
>TFW

I've no idea what to buy right now, everything seems to be a scam. I thought i'd go back to oldschool basics and check out the ANNs. Do any of these look intradesting to biz? This is absolute ground floor, cheap as it gets.
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?board=159.0

Why are US bonds dumping?

Shouldn't they be mooning because of Euro QE?

So are we not talking about the new tariffs?

>Should I subscribe to WoW?

>>15439260
everyone says this. dunno if you're legit or not, but i've been here for 11 years. every birthday, every christmas, and on biz since its creation in the days of PND, $600 btc (iirc) and cheap XMR on mintpal. the loneliness i have known could haunt mankind to extinction if it could just feel these feels. especially having lost out on tens of millions worth of coins. enough to buy a castle not far from me. once owned by the royal family and home to the king. now sold to someone who was brave enough to hodl. meanwhile i eat gruel and cry blood alone in my dilapidated cuckshack.

>>15012460
IT'S GONE DOWN OVER 0.05% ALREADY! THIS BOARD HAS RUINED ME! I'VE ALREADY LOST MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU /BIZ/!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>14854837
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no one is losing any money here fren dunno what you're talking about

It broke below 10k, breaking back down is an eventuality now.