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Oil chads are pumping

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>>49944122

Mostly basic stuff that everyone knows with some pennystock moonshots

CVX,XOM,OXY,SWN,SM,ICD,BPT

They've been selling off hard the last couple of weeks, I have no particular recommendation and have next to no idea what I'm doing. Probably I should just buy a sector ETF.

>>49901536

Cramer jokes are lazy, but oil started dumping literally days after he said this. His timing is amazing.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have 1 barrel of oil or 100000 barrels of oil, if you sell at 150 or if you sell at 150,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your barrels or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the oil shorters and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

>>49789941
“Through this holy anointing may the Lord in his love and mercy help you with the grace of the Holy Spirit. May the Lord who frees you from sin save you and raise you up with XOM and CVX.”
Say an our father.
“This is the Lamb of God who takes away the sins of the Cryptogags. Happy are those who are called to his supper in the oil patch.”
Your last rights have been said. you may be liquidated in peace.

>>49614820
become an oil man

>mfw there will be booleans