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> the author's views are their own
> Only a fool would believe anything here as fact

ZALGO̚̕̚ is notCthulhu, nor is he a Lovecraftian character.

ZALGO̚̕̚ is not ameme.

ZALGO̚̕̚ is not there.

ZALGO̚̕̚ is not here.

ZALGO̚̕̚ is not going to end until .

ZALGO̚̕̚ is notdividing by zero.

ZA͡L̢GƠ ͠is not goi̶ng ͞to͞ ͘te̛ll͜ ̀y͞ou ̴w̵ha̡t͡ ZALGÓ ͢i̢s, for Z̧AL͟GO͘ i͘s̸ not. Z̸A̴LG͝O̕ is ̢ǹot à g͡o͞od t̨hin͠g͘.͜ ̵ Z͜A̢L̕GO͢ is̸ no͟t /̀x/ ̵o̡r ̛S̀A.͠ ZAL͡GO͘ ͡is͞ n̷o̧t ̢u̕nt̸i̴l̵ the e͟n̵d̀ ͜o̷f ̵days̀.͜ ̷ ̵ ̷He̕ W͞ai͞t͞s͡ ͡Be͜h̵ind T̵he ̕Wal̵l,̴ ͢in a ͡p̀àlàcé ̀of͝ ̶t͢o̶rt̸u̸r̶ed͟ gláss͞,͟ ̨served̶ by͡ l͝egio͝ns ̡for̨ge̷d f̡rǫm ̧th́e̴ ͠tȩars̸ ̴of͡ ͟th͞e̕ s͞le͞epless ̨de̢a̡d ańd cl̴àd͟ ̵i͜n ar̴mo͘r ̧car̨ved ̶from̕ thę suffe̶rin͠g̷ o̧f͘ ̷mo͟t̵h̀e̕r͞s.̸ In͡ ͜his̴ ̨r̷ight͝ han͡d̨ he̶ holds ͢a͜ ̸dea̕d ̕s̛t́ar̕,̢ ́a̴ǹd͞ in͡ ̧his͢ ̸right ̨ha̕n͢d he h̛ǫld̵s ͟t̛h̕e ̀Can̸d̛l̴e ̡Wh̛o͟s̶e Ligh͘t͞ ̧I̸s Sh͝a͢d́ow.͢ His léf̡t h͢án͢ds͜ àr͝e stain̷ed w̛it̶h͟ t̴he b̡l͟ood̢ ̴of ͠Am Ḑh̀ae͘ga͟r̢. ̵ ̶ ̶ ̵ ͡His ͜six ͜m̧ou͡t̀hs s̶pe̡a̴k i͜n͜ ̷di̡f̕f̕erent͜ ̴to̕ngu͢ęs, ̧a̷ņd͢ ͝t̕hę seven̴t̨h̢ ̴shall s͠in̶g t͞he s͜o̡ng ̷that ̶e̢nd́s̷ ͠th̛e ̸earth̛.̷ ̶ ̡ ̧ ZALGO ͘ re͜f͠e͢ŕs͜ ͝to͜ th͘e ͡co̷r̛ru̷p͟tion of perféc̸t͜ly ̀i͠nno̡c͘en̢t ̀things̴ ̵and ͘i͡déas,́ ̵s͝uc̶h̶ às̛ c͢omi͢cs̡, s̶t̨ori͘e͘s or memes.̕ To ma̡ke͡ ̧th̕e̢m ee̸r͘ie͝ ànd͡ "͠Love͢c͟r͝afti̢an".̨ ̢ ͢ T̨h̷e̷s̀è ̴ex͞ce̴r̷p̡ts̶ r̢u͢n ţḩe ̶ga͜mút̨ ́f͞rom a̵l͘chem̕ica̸l do͢c̢umen̕ts̀ f̕r͠om ţhe 1̶60̛0s͞,͠ o͜c͝c̕u͠lt͝ ̴texts r̸elating̷ ̨t̸o ̛vàmp͞ire͜s̨, cu͜lt ̷dǫg̀m̧a