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Thousands of years ago, I got scammed by a Nigerian on Omegle.

It was so long ago, maybe 2014, that the tech he had was very impressive. Basically he had a piece of software with some white girl on webcam and he had buttons he could press to make her make different expressions and laugh and stuff. So he's like "lets move to skype" which I do, but my skype was hooked up to my real email, so essentially after some Internet masturbating his cam suddenly flipped to a recording of my cam and some message that he was going to email everyone on my facebook contact list (same email as skype, RIP), with my jerking off vidya.

I told him "damn, that sucks, guess my aunt's gonna see my dick" and then he took a different turn like "bro im very poor I live in africa pls send me some money"

so I tried to hook up a western union for 200 bucks, but WU wouldn't let me send it because I failed ID check somehow, so I was like "bro it's moneygram or nothing, but can you show me how the software works?"

So he showed me the interface and the buttons and all the stuff he could make the girl do on cam, it was an interesting experience. He kept sayin he wasn't gay but he was trying to see my asshole (I refused).

In retrospect, maybe we could have been gay together and gotten married. Oh well. He never picked up the Moneygram. Ships in the night.