/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58100973

If this isn't a pump 'n' dump, please tell me what is

IT CANT FUCKING PUMP ANYMORE!!
>eth: +6.75%
>link: +1.20%

Yes. In fact Sergey has dropped out of the Chainlink team. Last known sighting of him was outside of a Planned Parenthood in New York City asking women waiting for abortions about the implications of their actions, as well as if they had entered into a smart contract agreement with their unborn fetus consenting to the abortion. He was escorted out by staff, but not before pulling two Big Macs out of his pockets and flinging them wildly, the contents of the sandwiches covering the clinic's walls and its patrons. Authorities were called immediately after the incident but Sergey had fled the scene.

And pic related. This is were Chainlink's conference was held at SIBOS

>>23208162
Deluded linkies.
There's diamond crusted steel plated rock hard resistance at 100k sats.
Just a bit more then we'll flush this stinker once and for all.

"$20 EOD bro ..easy :) "

yeah right lol, pull the other one

>>21435554
Looks like this stinker is about to flush straight down to $8

Last chance, linkies.
Just look at the charts.
This stinker is about to flush.

>>21042211
those digits must be checked

>>20616704
>*dumps 700k*

The Great Flush Forward is happening tonight!

>bitcoin pumps
>chainlink dumps
>bitcoin dumps
>chainlink dumps even harder

wew

>>18532426
Small dump before it utterly shits the bed in May.

>>18281481
Those are customers of chainlink

>>17424805
MUuUUhUhUhuHUHuH-REEEEEEEENNNNNSSS

PRESS. THE. BRAAKKKEEEE.

Hey Faggots,
My name is Sergey, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-coiners who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any tokens which has a working product? I mean, I guess it’s fun buying high selling low because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I'm CEO of the chainlink team, and solver of the oracle problem. What crypto do you invest in?, other than “indian pajeets scams”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot toilet (She just flushed; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my oracle

>>16781162
THE BEST PART IS NO ONE PAID THIS STUTTERING POT HEAD TO SHILL THIS COMMUNICATION BLOCKCHAIN ON FIVERR HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You fat, cock sucking pieces of shit have no idea what you're talking about. This is a legit project, out of thousands of crypto projects this 1 and a handful of others actually look good and should take off 1 day with good reason. You honestly think that devs of a $32mil project are concerned with keeping some social media addicted, millennial morons up to date with the latest news from said projects? Because they are not. If you want to keep up to date, ask questions on the slack, follow the github, don't come to a Japanese anime board crying about lack of tweets.

You people think bin laden orchestrated 9/11, you think iraq had weapons of mass destruction, you think north korea and iran are threats to the west and you probably think we've been to the moon and that we live on a fluke ball spinning around the sun at thousands of miles an hour and that the moon is just a lump of rock there by chance that only appears to be the same size and travels similar routes to the sun, because it's exactly the right distance, by coincidence, and our ball earth tilting at exactly the right angle, by coincidence, rotating at exactly the right speed, by coincidence that they just "appear" the same size, travelling the similar routes and the same speed because COINCIDENCE - MUH BIG BANG ALL THE SCIENTISTS CAN'T BE WRONG.
WELL YES THEY CAN. BECAUSE THEY ARE. AND ALL YOU FUCKING RETARDED PIECES OF SHIT CAN'T WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THE FACT THAT YOU, YOUR PARENTS, YOUR TEACHERS AT SCHOOL, REPORTERS ON THE NEWS AND ALL THE "TOP SCIENTISTS" HAVE BEEN LIED TO FROM FUCKING BIRTH. ABOUT EVERYTHING. INCLUDING THE VERY NATURE OF YOUR BEING AND THE VERY NATURE OF REALITY. IT'S ALL A FUCKING LIE.
CHAINLINK IS THE WAY OUT
GET IN OR GET FUCKED.

>>15628488
FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!
also thanks for the crums brahh

Anybody in attendance want to run a periscope?

>>14813346
Maybe you guys should have thought about this before you created images like pic related.

>>14459398
>>14459424