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So the incoming CEO has stated quite frankly that He has enough cash to sustain the divvy and keep all the engines firing. Has also stated that he plans to keep things as they are under the current CEO. Add to this the down right cheap share price, that high yield (7.40%) and the fat divvy (0.52) which as I said is backed by plenty of cash. Some companies you have to compromise on options; do you want the high yield, do you want the fat divvy, do you want to fork out $100 for the privilege?. Very rarely can you get everything at such low prices. With Him you don't have to compromise. You can get it all and eat your cake and not spend a fuckton of green in the process. Yet also be sure that the fat divvy will always be there to keep you nice and warm when you need it the most.

In all this excitement I forgot I get paid first of may. He forks out the fat divvy may 1. (Well it's reinvested but still..)

kek, the divvy is fat, the yield even fatter, the stock still a bargain in these dark times. the divvy is safe from the chopping block. so bag Him now with less outta pocket to reap the fat divvy in the months and years ahead while you go on with more pressing concerns in life. He'll be there when you need Him most when your ready to tell your boss to suck it when you run out the door ready to kick back and enjoy what time you got left before you kick in the nursing home bed.

His fat yield and divvy (0.52 x 4) is rock solid and secure. He'll be there for you over the long decades ahead. In these dark,depressing, and shat times ain't it nice knowing He's got your back? God knows, things can change in a flash, hell for all you know you could walk in your house to find divorce papers laying in your favorite chair come Monday afternoon. Ain't it nice knowing no mater what shat life tosses at you, He will be there paying out that divvy?. The Govt has tried to meddle with Him in the past, He gave them the middle finger and told them to kiss his ass. He told the activist investor group to go to hell, if you notice, they've moved on to other places. He's withstood it all, while other companies have cut divvies to the bone, His divvy is intact and strong. So buy Him now and let drip and time do the rest, come retirement time you'll be set.

Let us compare: Him - 5.2% yield @52 w high & 2.08 a year (0.52 x 4). A typical shit bank - 0.15% a month (1.8% a year). Him - Divvy hikes like clockwork. Shit bank - ???. Him - Cheap share price, low cost to enter. Shit bank - Fees, withdrawal limits,etc. Him - Will be there for you over the long decades ahead. Shit bank - May get taken over, employee turnover,etc. The choice is obvious; don't delay and be saved starting on Monday!

His divvy is fat. So is that yield. Even before the virus came it was pushing over 5.2%. Unlike most companies that have been hurt by the virus His divvy will remain strong and intact. Which is better; a shit bank which forks out 0.15% a month or Him that payed out 5.2% at the peak 52 week high. (Thanks to the virus that's been upped to almost 7%). Surrender to Him now and be Saved! You'll be glad you did when your hitting your golden retirement years. Don't forget to screw your heirs outta getting Him before you kick. Why should they get any help? You never got any did you? You turned out alright didn't you?