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IBM is not a good company to invest in stop with this "microcomputer" nonsense.

>unix
this is a conspiracy spread in magazines and believed by garage dwelling tinfoils. Stop believing this is real like the UFOs meme.

>knock knock*
>anon we need you to come with us...
>locks door to interrogation room
>we believe a monero FUD poster that has been giving you (you)s recently is responsible for the missing case of monerochan, we dont know where she is for sure but we do believe we have strong leads on where her kidnapper has taken her
>drops dossier on table*
>our intel points us to a member of XRP-qaeda
>an infamous global terrorist organization of schizos
>takes shades off, looks into viewing window*
>this member of XRP-qaeda was our likely person of interest, but the trail goes further

>we were watching your trades the whole time

Whats your guys creepypasta conspiracies about stock market and finance in general?