/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be jobless while still in school
>want sales job to earn sales experience
>apply to furniture stores
>lolnope.jpg
>drive to automall
>"Hi, is your sales manager available?"
>"I'm not expecting a job from yourself or any dealership on this street, I'm looking to get into autosales what do I need to do get started?"
>get car sales license
>get job
>30,000 salary plus commission on every car I sell.
>do shit at selling cars
>dipshit younger manager gives me shit since day one. Brush it off. Threatens to fire me for poor performance a month in.
>dipshit gets fired abruptly the next day by the owner due to him hiding his poor performance in fake deals.
>Continue to under-perform while taking copies of sales training material that will soon be repackaged and sold online next to all the other online bullshit programs.
>Start funneling money into social media stuffs
>Find out that idiots will pay $2,500 a month to manage their social media
>Get three clients through referrals through my co-workers. Co-workers get 10% as long as clients remain signed up.
>Outsource the work to fiverr slaves.
>mfw $2,000 in debt to six figures in 5 months.