/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21442377

>>18442216
>216
>JEWS
>>18442222
>DIGITS
KEK IS TRULY WITH US

>>17562059
>>17562076
>>17562087
>>17562159
KEK IS WITH US

>>17311225
>>17311156

>>16956729
It is the third temple.

>>16810956

>>16754518
That's actually sergey from the future.

>>16707517
OMG THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE NIGHT

>>16695276
Good read anon

>>16666462
Jesus Loves You

>>16627948
Blessed, my son.

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. Nine Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. Nine Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a nine iron. Boom! he hits it ten inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog reply's "Ribbit. Kek." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. Three wood." The guy takes out a three wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks," What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the Man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit, BUY LINK."

He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With LINK, the frog turns into an all-powerful Ancient Egyptian deity.

"And that, my friends, is how /biz/ became the new elite."