/biz/ - Business & Finance

im about to liquidate my entire portfolio
we've been crabbing for a whole month, thats a bearish sign of things to come
talk me out of it if you can

>>27261440
"Congratulations, you got rid of Trump. All it took was destroying your entire country. I hope it was worth it."

>>25714244
I mean. That's better than CA.

How is the stock market going so well when the entire world economy is in the shitter? Billions unemployed, consumers not buying, factories closing, stores going under and still the line go up?

I have a theory: Trade bots.

It's a well known fact that most trading is done by computers nowadays, and that human traders only account for a fraction of actual trades. These bots are programmed to make the lines go up and always trade and try and make a profit. Being robots, they do not care for human concepts and simply follow their internal logic to make the profit that was asked of them.

My theory is that they are the ones holding the economy afloat. Somehow, these bots have managed to strike a buy/sell balances and keep the trades going in tiny amounts of profit for each side to keep it all going according to the objectives asked of them, and so they keep trading and holding the market up.

Bless these machine, for their work and servitude. They are holding us at bay. But they can only do it so far.

It will come a point where they just can't keep going and it will finally crash. Once they can't keep going they will simply stop. There is no money to be made so the robot runs home and asks for help, but the student has left the master behind long ago and there will be nothing the admins can do to stop it.

Oh, what a beautiful happening it shall be /biz/, trillions of dollars, simply gone like dust in the wind....

Do you see it? That free fall? It's coming /biz/... It will make march look so weak, 2008 look like nothing... 1929 forgotten... Oh what a beautiful reckoning...

>>17706553
>Pandemic bonds
>First allowable payout is march 24th

W-what? Im reading about this now, so the earliest they can release the funding based on a 12 week pandemic time criteria is March 24th, are they trying to contain the panic until then so they can access 400million in aid to combat the virus?

What will that get you? Its going to cost much more just to contain New York for one work day

https://www.euromoney.com/article/b1klyqsykl0d0m/when-will-coronavirus-covid19-trigger-the-world-bank39s-pandemic-bond

Buying the dip only works if you have money left boyo

Whales are filling their bags at 2400 sats, check the volume on CMC. Those of you who think this is going to dump with major news around the corner are deluded.