/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57044072
>>57046277
Things will never get better.

>Research companies
>Analyse their financial statements
>Read their 10k's, annual reports, press releases, investor presentations, news stories, etc
>take into consideration macro-economic factors, constantly monitor economic news and data
>try to model the future performance of the company
>try to model how this will impact the future performance of the stock
>also have to factor in taxes you will have to pay
>learn complicated mathematics and programming techniques to further refine your models and data analysis
>get btfo by some cunt who just buys a vanguard fund every payday and enjoys life instead of spending all his free time researching and worrying about his investments or the economy

I'M SO HAPPY
CAUSE TODAY I FOUND MY FRIENDS
ARE IN MY HEAD

Boil brothers....don't look....

Minty kisses
In the morning
I'mthe cake, and
You're the frosting
Wake me up like
Sleeping Beauty
Peppermint love
I'm a new me

Minty kisses
In the morning
I'm the cake, and
You're the frosting

We could stay here
For a lifelong
Sleep in flowers
Live in love songs

>>50380018
It's over bros, we will never learn our lesson.

>>30274795
>Norway has the worst grocery stores in the developed world - full fucking stop.
This also. If you imagine there's about 25,000 types of grocery products invented in the world, our stores have maybe 300. And there's only 1 or 2 brands for each type. Our shops are no better than in the old USSR basically.

>>29264439
i feel sorry that this man was even born, life is so shit and unfair.

ALGO or Tezos? they both seem correlated but I'm not sure which one I should invest in. should I convert all my Tezos to Algo?

Anons please help me, what should i do??
I have 50k dogecoins and i had to tell my gf since he noticed the expense on my account from buying them back at 0.03 and now she is pressuring me to sell all my bags at 0.08 telling me i would be an idiot not to take the 3x profit and if i don't sell shes going to leave me because
"i ain't gonna date no dumbass"
anons please i don't wanna lose her but i know doge will keep going up and i don't want to miss out please halp

>>25468755
>Haven't had a conversation with a woman for 10 years.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>go between /biz/ and charts all day
>rush preparing food to come back to /biz/ and charts
>pee pee and poo poo now optimized and completed whilst checking phone
>wind down by checking /biz/ and charts
>it's only 1am, will aim to sleep by 1:30am
>it's 3am, try to sleep for 20 mins whilst plotting next moves and imagining best and worst future outcomes
>start checking /biz/ and charts

I got flagged for PDT on TD, didnt know they remove pdt flag up to 3 times a year... went through the annoying process of switching to etrade and transferring my funds which a week later still wont be done until monday, missed out on a week of gains in pltr and gme when I couldve had my account back to normal the next trading day just by calling

>>24336291
literally me

>crypto markets never close
>check phone at 3am every night
>wagie next day

sounds a good idea tbqh op

>>23995495
same here

>>23967630
bought some scratch tickets

I unironically heard about bitcoin in 2010 from some autistic finance guru in a video game community, well before the ESEA scandal if anyone remembers that. Never bought a cent of it. Several friends became millionaires off it years later. So it goes.

How do you stop checking your wallet every 5 minutes

>it never breaks $0.29

>>20935359
>22
>starting to bald
>only 5k in crypto

>>20492511
Indian reservations smokes are $25 carton that's 10 packs but still, it is a waste with no benefits realistically been trying to quit on/off for years but nicotine's a son of a bitch chemical

>>19215885
U gotta be really horny to eat a bitch out. Your nasty drool + her sweaty pussy + did she pee earlier taste + pussy juice + did she shower. It's worth it if it's your first time