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>mfw there are people who drs'ed their shares

"Hey guys, no one has ever used our services before. If you DRS your shares with us on our 20th century servers that are are powered by duck tape and floppy disks, we can guarantee that you can sell them at $3000 when shit hits the fan. Oh and btw, if you wanna transfer your shares to us, we have to send you your account info via mail, which could take weeks, and possibly months in some parts of the world."

How'd the hedgies do it? I have to know!

>there are people that DRS'ed more than 50% of their shares

Holy fuck I feel so bad for these morons that ate up the FUD. Gotta give credit to the hedge fund psy ops for getting you guys to DRS your shit.

You guys literally wasted your once in a lifetime opportunity to get rich and now you're stuck with your $3000 sell limits. LMAO.

thanks for taking one for the team guys! Someone had to do it! *Insert pic of bane telling that dude they expect a dead body of the reckage. *

>there are people that DRS'ed more than 50% of their shares

Holy fuck I feel so bad for these morons that ate up the FUD. Gotta give credit to the hedge fund psy ops for getting you guys to DRS your shit.

You guys literally wasted your once in a lifetime opportunity to get rich and now you're stuck with your $3000 sell limits. LMAO.

thanks for taking one for the team guys! Someone had to do it!*Insert pic of bane telling that dude they expect a dead body of the reckage. *