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BAZINGA GENERAL
ICO ENDING IN TWO DAYS
WE MAKIN IT EDITION
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Never bet against the normies, buy BAZINGACOIN 4 more days left till the ICO is over GET IN HERE ANONS

The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock.
I gave 0.000001 BZC to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower,
all while caressing me and drooling at my Bazingacoin wallet. They also came instantly after
seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my BZC)
and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without
me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim,
I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.
When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy,
which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Bazingacoin wallet.
I came, and transferred .00000000001 BZC to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps,
but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice.
My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home.
I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 BZC to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

ICO ENDS TOMMOROW
Alright you faggots, I've been lurking here for a few days but have been trading for some time.
I thought you guys were memeing about bazingacoin, rather than serious, so fuck it I bought around 30k.
This shit is gaining popularity fast as fuck. When it hits exchanges I'm gonna 10x. Finally
something good has come of biz.

Never bet against the normies, buy BAZINGACOIN ICO ENDS TOMMOROW GET IN HERE ANONS

buy bazinga for your last chance to get on board the biggest moon mission this place has ever seen

How aggressive do I need to be with $1k to "kind of make it"? I'm not looking for 1M, but I'd be pretty happy if I managed 10-20k.
I was thinking of putting half on promising, safer coins (e.g. XMR) and the other half on one or two shitcoins (BZC, REQ, etc). Or do I have to go all in?

>It's 2019
>Bazingacoin is still under $1 USD
>You won't buy until next year when it crosses $2
>ICO ENDING IN TWO DAYS

I understand you are all lacking vital human intelligence but how can you explain yourselves for missing out on the next DOGE?

How aggressive do I need to be with $1k to "kind of make it"? I'm not looking for 1M, but I'd be pretty happy if I managed 10-20k.
I was thinking of putting half on promising, safer coins (e.g. XMR) and the other half on one or two shitcoins (BZC, REQ, etc). Or do I have to go all in?

How are my wealth growing friends doing.
it's time for our next project,
Time to make some money on bazingacoin

Guys serious question, everyone is shilling on bazingacoin right now. Should I get in as well? I got $2k.

buy bazinga for your last chance to get on board the biggest moon mission this place has ever seen

Trying to buy bazingacoin (amongst other CC)
Using gdax and coinbase recommendations?

Get the fuck in heree, ANON!!!!!
Moon mission waiting to happen @ BAZINGACOIN, finished platform on ylyb.org, more coming, get em while their cheap.

The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock.
I gave 0.000001 BZC to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower,
all while caressing me and drooling at my Bazingacoin wallet. They also came instantly after
seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my BZC)
and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without
me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim,
I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.
When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy,
which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Bazingacoin wallet.
I came, and transferred .00000000001 BZC to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps,
but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice.
My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home.
I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 BZC to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

buy bazinga for your last chance to get on board the biggest moon mission this place has ever seen

Guys serious question, everyone is shilling on bazingacoin right now. Should I get in as well? I got $2k.

How are my wealth growing friends doing.
it's time for our next project,
Time to make some money on bazingacoin

ALTS HAVE MOONED FOR THE WEEK. DUMP AND BUY BAZINGA'S.
ONLY WARNING.

WAKE UP FAGGOTS this bazingacoin shit is gonna bring some normie fever to crypto again. GET ON THE ROCKET.

>if i get enough bazingacoin for a lambo i would just travel the world and never stay in one place Whats the point

Normies are literally going out of their ways to buy this shit. Get rekt, BZC is the only one they'll buy for fun.

Trying to buy bazingacoin (amongst other CC)
Using gdax and coinbase recommendations?

Have you boarded the #BazingaRocket: This is an easy 2x at the very least. Their platform is already out. Buy now before it hits the exchanges!