/biz/ - Business & Finance

Yep, it's another day of working from home and doing fuck all while getting paid for it. I'm getting paid to make this thread right now, and I'll be getting paid when I take a nap later. Happy Friday, lads!

>>51514186
>Everything's fine because as usual I cashed out to stables at the end of my session

>>51501987
>writing C on a world-deployed essential project nobody's ever heard of
>business is steady
>still hiring, everyone's getting raises

>>51487068
Yeah I'm Brad DeLong-ing LINK

Another day of working from home, doing fuck all and getting paid for it. In fact, I'm getting paid to make this thread, right now!

>>51208119
>>51208119
>wake up
>"clock in"
>make breakfast and coffee (paid)
>enjoy breakfast while watching the news (paid)
>go to the gym (paid)
>shower (paid)
Respond to 2 emails
>fuck my wife (paid)
>take an early lunch for ~2 hours (paid)
Attend 30 minute standup meeting and bullshit about all of the "work" we're doing
>jerk off to porn (paid)
>watch Sopranos (paid)
>play vidya (paid)
>cook dinner (paid)
>eat dinner and have some wine (paid overtime)
ahhhhh I guess it's time to log off and finally stop "working"
Another day another dollar. It's a hard job but someone's gotta do it!

Listen you fucking grape growing faggot. You fucking good taste in music bitch. You are a non faggot in all areae except money. BTC is a scam. Gold is where it is at. If any of you guys comment my fucking reddit thread I'll jam fucking jam into your mouth and smash your yard into bits