/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13808726
>LINK Mainnet is coming on literal ascension day
Wrong. It is ascension day because of the mainnet. Your statement is like saying: look, christs birthday is exactly on christmas.

>>13778079
It's not to late to join us and just win, OP.

>>13755042
nice pic non-OP

>>13170163
They start using Chainlink

>>13103149
kek is clearly with us

>>12764025
Sathoshi is god.
Sergey of Nazarov is his reincarnation.

Do not worry child, for Sergey of Nazarov shall lead us to the promised lamboland.

>Praise Sergey of Nazarov for he shalt lead all believers to the promised lamboland.

>>12332111
Checked. We're all gonna make it fren

https://youtu.be/sucvlo-5KAI

The golden bull couldn't come any sooner

>>11911666
BTC falls to zero
ChainLink falls close to zero
Everyone will be devastated, nonbelievers would have all sold already
Suddenly, a bit of green appears on the LINK chart after months of constant red
As soon as first linkie notices, a pump follows
A pump like nobody has ever seen before
Volume increases to billions of dollars
A green candle that smashed outside of binance servers and shoots into the sky right out of their HQ
Immediate pump to $10000 from a mere 1 cent
The most faithful to Sergey will be richer than Jeff Bezos

HOLD your LINK, do not sell

>>11872290
He is the prophet. Devote your life to his teachings and he shall reward you in the afterlife.

Just a thought to add to the mystique of Chainlink:

Chainlink completes the God Protocol through the trinity of blockchain, smart contracts, and oracles. The man who is going to complete the last piece is Sergey Nazarov. His name translates to "The Shepard son of Nazareth"

>>11452759
True because it will be $10000 EOY

Praise our lord and savior.

>>11393749
It's not too late anon. 2900 euro will net you a nice 2.9 million EOY. Seize the opportunity, save your life, and you might save everything.

>>11343331
Amen, brother

>>11200582
>”Good morning, m’am. Do you have a moment to talk about Our Lord and Savior Sergey of Nazareth today”

I mean in the grand scope of things I'm better off than most people, but the JUSTing has just been non stop for me all year. I've been reduced to buying a Powerball ticket based off the GET of an anons post that was an insanely unlikely synchronicity. Like one in a hundred million probably. So I figure what the fuck, maybe that means something and the universe is guiding me to riches. We'll see if my autism and meme magic pays off tonight, drawing is in 4 hours. Oh yeah, LINK $1000 EOY

>>11123666
Begone Satan. A true link marine will never fall for your tricks to deceive us and take us off the right path.
For Sergey of Nazarov is the true saviour of us neets.