/biz/ - Business & Finance

or this one maybe?

>>15295251
>loads another 700k

thanks for your money
t. sirgay

>>15102013
underrated

>>15085692
Unlimited big macs.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SERGEY IS MARKET DUMPING THE 700K

>>15008952
why would you post a photoshop like that? At least post the original, geez.

>>14986750
Coinbase is finally putting their foot down to protect their customers. They will no longer allow Sergey to ruthlessly dump all over his faithful supporters. Once they received the inside info that LINK is an elaborate exit scam, they immediately put the LINK books into cancel-only mode and are preparing for delisting.

>>14912222
Hey pal, just because it's a cult doesn't mean we aren't all your frens.

Now keep busting your ass to buy more tokens, $1000 EOY!

>>14871916

Idk if you are a LARP or the real deal.
But if you are real, thank you.
I will use this information wisely.

Hi everyone. Sergey here. The thing about expanding the company was a partial lie. We will hire 2 mexican janitors to clean up the company's offices every day, that's it. Somebody has to clean up the big mac crumbs over the floor and Adelyn is tired of it. I'm actually selling all of the 350,000,000 chainlink tokens in order to host the biggest burger eating competition the world has ever seen. Fundamentally, it will be streamed on all television networks in the world. Oh and theoretically we're all made of cheese, SWIFT is using their own centralized version of the chainlink oracle and I'm about to fundamentally disappear into the philipines. Thank you very much.

>>14834130
Hi everyone. Sergey here. The thing about expanding the company was a partial lie. We will hire 2 mexican janitors to clean up the company's offices every day, that's it. Somebody has to clean up the big mac crumbs over the floor and Adelyn is tired of it. I'm actually selling all of the 350,000,000 chainlink tokens in order to host the biggest burger eating competition the world has ever seen. Fundamentally, it will be streamed on all television networks in the world. Oh and theoretically we're all made of cheese, SWIFT is using their own centralized version of the chainlink oracle and I'm about to fundamentally disappear into the philipines. Thank you very much.

AAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DOES HE KEEP DOING IT?
STOP IT YOU FAT FUCK AAAAA

>>14805639
>price instantly dumps another 5%

so very, very tired of winning

>>14790737
>I’ll either make it or go down in flames with this ship.

What is a realistoc eoy for link

Post 'em here. For collection and historical purposes.

>anons posting pictures of their golden statues of Sergey on their private islands
>last request network holder bids his farewell as he pulls the trigger
>one thread saying CW is Satoshi and it doesn't matter he's in jail
>"this is the next LINK" threads on the daily

>>14740813
Same here bro, 3milly is my magic number. I try to console myself with staking. It's clear this shit is going only one direction, up. It's just riding out the turbulence until then that fills me with dread. I've had multiple talks with management about how they are concerned about my mental health, probing questions like what I do for fun and asking me why I work so much. Like fuck you it's none of your fucking business. Then we have absolute retards watching people about to die until someone else steps in. I haven't acted perfectly but at least I'm doing my best here, and that's way better than what this other guy who's been here way longer than I have is doing.
So remember, you don't need 3 million cash in hand. you need 120k/yr from staking. If you're anything like you me will be able to get by on just half that if it means not working. The price will continue to go up as you stake, so it will be a breeze riding it out till then. A few larpers and wild ass guesses have said 5% returns on staking, so for a 5k stack that's just $240/stink. Till then let's continue putting in the overtime and getting wasted on bottom shelf gin/whiskey.Life is jsut a blur of booze and amphetamine, and then one day life will finally start for real.

>>14738230
Thanks fren, it'll be the best investment you'll ever make. Hold for 5-10 years.
>>14738296
This, its a pajeet shitcoin.

People who bought LINK at less than $0.20 are at least 1000% richer.

>>14654839
AAAAAAAAA THE INSTITUTIONS ARENT BUYING MY BAGS

>>14631933
He didn't call it a smartcontract platform you goober. His point is: why bet on car manufacturers when you can bet on oil?

>>14626708
If you have it you can afford it.