/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tfw Celsius hit $4 today

why are people still buying this shit?

>be 19 in 2012
>full of dreams about the future, visions of grand cities, penthouses, drugs, and pussy
>dreams of vast creative avenues being completely realized
>...
>currently wagecucking living in almost lower class apartments hoping to make it one day

>>17010418
How is that geometrically possible?

>>14897687
PTSD2

Kraken fucked me up. They could have at least given a small window to stop yourself from getting liqd but that'd be too generous. I didn't get a chance to close my positions before their (((maintenance))). Glad they could shut down their trades but still keep the liquidation machine running. Fucking kikes I'm financially ruined.

Shut the fuck up about Link

That's it. I'm going to start forcing a general. And it will work too, because you're all brain dead. Eat my ass

>>14241735
waited 2hours to get 11 bch confirmations

>tfw bought AMD at 32.42

>>14089867
delet pls

>made huge gains while the market shit itself in crypto
>now down more than ever because I held on and failed to swing anything, while if I held my stocks I'd be fine

It hurts

>work second job on weekend

$8000 waiting room

Is today the day we finally do it? Let's find out.

Open and max your roth ira contributions. Once the account is 5 years old, you can use the earnings for your home up to some amount to the tune of 10k. I'm not sure if that will necessarily help you out, but if you are looking for a way to minimize the tax cut off your earnings, then this is pretty much free earnings, as you only end up paying taxes on putting it in. Look at the returns for VTI and VOO over five years and ask yourself if that's enough to make it. You should be aware that stock trading and out playing mutual funds and etfs is really hard and you need to trade for a few years before that.
I would not rely on crypto to try and make big fat gains. Yes, you can, but I wouldn't wager it all like that if you have a goal in mind. So here is my advice:
>max out your roth ira account and set it up for a total market income: some 10 percent increase a year I believe.
>put 2-3k into crypto trading and see if you can learn the ropes, and then slowly dca after a year or so
>put the remainder into some kind of mutual fund like your ira and other shit while you plan out other ways to make more money

If you try to chase big 400 peecent returns, you will lose it all.

I hate asking for money from my parents, but it's all I can do to survive right now because I just graduated college and couldn't find a job that paid more than 37k a year and had debt from living in a high income area.

My dad is always willing to cover more than I feel he can though. Hopefully I can pay him back once I'm a bit older and have a better job. I bought him Tower of Power tickets for fathers day though

I really don't want to die. I want to see how this human society thing is gonna shake out, and keep learning and improving.

This is what drives me to make it.

>>13932933
Bruh he's definitely a fraud. I'm just trying to cash in on one more big pump.

Acting like anybody cares about use cases is virgin as fuck

Please don't go below 210

>>13883267
My only assets outside of mutual funds are crypto and biotech. I've been waiting for an ideal re-entry point that doesn't exist.

>boss lets us go home an hour early this Friday
>thunderous rain and hail for the five minute walk it takes to get to my bus stop
>rain stops and sun comes out again as soon as I get to the stop

Why the FUCK is wagie life so difficult? How can my employer predict the weather like that?

>job has 8:30 start time
>"you must be at your desk for 8:15"