/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>6888676
>based in switzerland
>Time in switzerland is 21:33, 24th Jan.

try harder burger

>>6538271
>art designer
>for an exchange

>mfw $1 bags

lets get comfy, lads

>tfw on the 4th moon mission in about 2 weeks

feels good

I hope you guys bought the last dip. It's a one way moon mission from here on out

>they didnt buy the dip

>>5450276
kek had to read this twice just to make sure. Nice echo nomiks strat, friendo

>be me
>be relatively /fit/
>browsing tinder, match with soccer mom
>notice every one of her pics she's wearing a ring, and some photos look like they've been cropped
>eh, let's see where this goes
>talk for a few days, we agree to meet up
>take her out to a nice classy bar, we get a wee bit tipsy
>agree that there is such a thing as too much alcohol, take her back to her place
>she invites me inside for a pick me up
>few minutes later, we're making out on her couch
>she gets up and leads me to the bedroom, and all through the hall were pics of her family
I'm talking real happy family shit, son, daughter, mom I was just making out with, and a real beta looking guy, but judging by the house, he had a bit in the pocket
>anyway, I'm starting to feel really bad, but not enough to make me want to bail on pussy
>end up smashing on her bed, and I nut inside her while staring into the eyes of her husband on the display stand
>smash her a few more times over the next few weeks, but with my phone on record, gathering evidence
>after we smash for the final time, pull out my phone and say" I'm going to give these audio files to your husband if you don't pay me to keep them away from him"
>am currently getting a grand per week for sitting on my ass and smoking weed

Am I /biz/ approved yet?