/biz/ - Business & Finance

I hope you dopamine addicted gamblers realize you're getting toyed with by the market makers. When the dump comes and the smoldering craters of all that remains of your portfolios stare you in the face you will remember I tried to warn you. This is a setup, a head fake. The market is going to drop like a rock within the next week, 2 at the most. This is an inevitability and the only thing they're waiting on is the last of you to buy in fully and sell all your puts. When you have no cash left and you're all fully leveraged up on your 3x ETFs the shoe will fall and your ports will be obliterated -30% over night and that will just be the first night. This retail complacency sickens me and I will laugh as I'm picking up your dollars for mere pennies. It will be soon. Count on it and don't say you weren't warned

>>52791974
Is this a normal thing in England? I have 15 years industry experience more than ten of which are management and I’ve been to a number of bars, clubs, restaurants and everything in between and Ive never seen something like this.
The closest place I can think of is a dive bar near where I grew up which was an absolute shit hole and frequented by people on fixed income and heroin addictions.
How many seats is it going to be / what’s the occupancy?
Who is doing the cooking? Do you actually have a business plan out together that shows your COGs, projections, startup costs, etc? Do you know what vendors you need to call and what they price it at? If you don’t you won’t know you margins and you won’t know what you need to sell at. Do you what the closest place sells their product for? What’s your competitive edge? Don’t say it’s an N64 or that people will want to go there because they just will.
I’m asking because it’s a hard enough business as it is plus there’s a lot of liabilities on top of it because you’re selling liquor. Just think it all through.
No one who isn’t an idiot is going to invest with you if you can’t give them an investor deck and lay out the projections including returns on their money and the last people you want to be taking money from are idiots because they’re going to be at your bar every day talking about how they’re ‘an owner’ with their $50k investment drinking all your profits away with their idiot friends and dumb broads they want to impress.

>>51322897
We were undeniably so.

>>51227943
Drake is probably a power-bottom.

>>51224957
This is too retarded. All of it is retarded.

>>51166832
Amen

Based on the price, you will probably be surrounded by dark and fat people. Don't do it OP.

>>51064797
>Government needs to quit handing out loans

all you needed to say. audit the Fed btw

Twerkcoin.

>>50941973
*farts*

I just farted in your thread.

FAQ
>What does this mean?
The amount of jannies (faggots) in this thread and 4chan account has increased by one.

>Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be deserving of a stinky fart and therefore a janny infestation. These include, but are not limited to:

Shitting in the street,

Spreading incorrect information,

Shilling lazy scams.

>Am I banned from the /biz/?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional fart, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

>I don't believe my thread deserved a fart. Can you un-fart it?
No. I cannot un-fart. My judgement is perfect and clear. Regardless, if you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to 4chan PMs within several seconds. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of fart appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

>How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the fart and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on /biz/. I will continue to fart in your threads until you improve your conduct. Remember: 4chan is hell. You can check out whenever you want and for however long you want. But you can never leave.

>>50903355
real talk: why do black people care more about "white supremacy" and "ACAB" than inner city gang violence?

Fine I'll do it

Hol up