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>>56743321
He had to change it after increasingly insistent rumors insinuated that he is capable of turn himself into a couch

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Sergay is able to turn himself into a couch thanks to the chainlink ccip arbitrage technology
Please, buy my bags

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>>56635744
They dressed this fat fuck in a different way, guess why?

>> No.56522862 [View]
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Sergay turned himself into a couch, it's over

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>>55375242
he can turn himself into a couch

>> No.55346882 [View]
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>He's able to turn into a couch
How many "guests" did this fat fuck harass without them even realizing it?

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>>55346868
he turned himself into a couch, it's over

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>>55258556
He turned himself into a couch, it's over

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>>55220174
Omg, he's literally turning into a couch live, it's over for real this time

>> No.54665639 [View]
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The Chainlank cult was a group of neckbeards who were obsessed with a rotund man named Sergey. They believed that Sergey had the power to transform himself into a couch, and they worshipped him as a deity.

The cult was started by a group of incels who had been bamboozled by a paid indian shill campaign on a pozzed oat training DIY board. They had been convinced that Sergey and Chainlank were the answer to all of their problems, and they were eager to join the cult and learn more about his powers.

As they became more and more devoted to Sergey, the Lonkies began to indulge in homosexual orgies and to view themselves as elite members of society. They believed that they were the chosen ones, and that they had been given the power to transform themselves into couches just like Sergey.

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What's the future for the chainlank erc20 token cult and its followers?

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He was a charismatic man
A leader of a cult
He promised salvation
But he was really just a fraud

The cult leader, oh the cult leader
He bamboozled us all
He stole our money
And turned himself into a couch

We trusted him with all our hearts
We gave him all we had
He promised us a better life
But it was all just a façade

The cult leader, oh that fat fuck leader
He bamboozled us all
He stole our money
And turned himself into a couch

He used his gay charm and charisma
To manipulate and deceive
We followed him blindly
But he was only out to cheat

The cult leader, oh Sergey
He betrayed us all
He stole our money
And turned himself into a couch

We thought he was our savior
But he was just a thief
He took our trust and shattered it
Now we're left with nothing but disbelief

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On a pozzed Burmese nail painting self help board, to join a homosexual scat eating suicide cult named Chainlank.
You realized too late that they were worshipping a fat fack betraying couch and you are now stuck with all those white cubes in your basement.
I can only imagine what the smell will be.

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>>52898587
Because he used to be a couch

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>>52461816
SERGAY TURNED INTO A COUCH; IT'S OVER

>> No.51037112 [View]
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Sergay turned himself into a couch, it's over

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>>50095180

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on a pozzed khmer shrimp farming self help board and fart chamber, to join a suicidal homosexual scat eating cult promising financial freedom and $1000 EOY.
Now you found out that the so called 'citadel' was instead a prison of betrayals and bad smell, and the founder was a couch.

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>woman
>right
>pick one

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