/biz/ - Business & Finance

>only $176,000 in cash, $15,475 in a mutual fund, and a measly $2,400 in crypto
>can’t live a fun, easy going lifestyle because I have a low income ($68,000 salary), have to be an uptight high cortisol fucking loser to save money
>only expecting a $1,400 tax return and $2,000 bonus this year along with a measly 3% raise
>everyone else my age has hundreds of thousands from working high powered careers in tech, finance, and big law

>only $195,000 in liquid assets ($176,000 in cash, $16,500 in a mutual fund, and a measly $2,500 in crypto)

I was at the local Christmas light display and saw two couples around the age of 18 and the girls were 9/10 and everyone was having the time of their lives.

Even if ICP goes to $1,000 this pain in my heart will be neverending. I'm 33 and married with kids but the suffering of being denied pure teenage love never goes away.

>97k
>8 weeks vacation
>rural Ohio

I sold $20 covered calls at the open and am gonna lose my shares.

I was so ready to buy another 10k at $1.

I went all in at $38.

I've lost money on every BSC project I've invested in and am currently down 20%.

I'm all in BRY as my last YOLO after selling everything else at losses and am down on that 20%.

How do I convert my ETH from the erc-20 network to the Binance smart chain so I can trade them on pancake swap?

I'm a stupid nocoiner that's priced out of everything and going to have to live among the nigger hordes in the upcoming collapse.

>made fun of people for complaining about $50 gas and being priced out
>gas is $100 and now I can't afford it

>bought 5 grand of donut yesterday instead of Shiba

I want to die.

BUMP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU NEWFAGS

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ROBINHOOD CLOSING IT DOWN

Everyone is getting hilariously rich except for me.

I bought 100 shares of AMC in my IRA this morning am I going to jail?

My r*ddit loving friends kicked me out of the investing group chat that I created and then ghosted me because I said the N word a few times and stood up for Trump when they were complaining about the capitol riots.

It's all so tiresome bros. The only thing numbing the pain is knowing they're all trading with 3-4 digits and I've been in 6 digit hell for a year now even though I only pretending to have a couple thousand.

>don't buy good /biz/ shills or sell them after a 20% pump like SLP, Rot, Rubic, Sushi, GTR that do a 10x
>buy shit /biz/ shills like Yams, 1inch, PNK, Rain, API3 (looking good now tho) and ride them down to zero

Why.

>tfw you get kicked out of the investing group chat you yourself made with your Reddit tier normie bros because you go full /pol/ and drop a couple n bombs Friday when they started talking about the capital riots

I thought maybe they just didn't have anything to say the past couple days although a little unusual but they all had a ton of GME so they must have recreated it without me.

>didn't sell the top
>didn't buy the bottom

I had 64 ETH and I'm down to 24 after Uniswap gambling. Is this enough to make it?

My dad's getting the vaccine and I can't talk him out of it. What do I do bros?

>tfw slept in instead of going to my usual liquor store on their weekly delivery day and they got EH Taylor Single Barrel.

I just won two ETH gambling but all I can think about is how I could have won so much more if I risked so much more it's taking all my self control not to run out there and gambool my life savings right now.

2 ETH is meaningless I lost 20 ETH in the past two months on Uniswap but I could be even right away if I risked it all