/biz/ - Business & Finance

You think Blackrock is going to let you get Bitcoin again for 38K? Just think about it for a second.

I had a black hooker for the first time last night. Why didn't you guys warn me about the smell?

>1 ETH
>20K FTM
>1K DOT

I always keep 1K in cash and the rest in crypto, but should I be holding less cash? I'm thinking like 200 in cash so I can put in an extra 800 a month into shitcoins.

Qatar sure is taking a long time to buy the local top...

Alt season is only just beginning and it's already parabolic. This time is different.

People today have the same criticisms/apprehensions about crypto currencies that people had when electricity was first being introduced. Thoughts?

For some reason whenever I buy a coin it always loses volatility and crabs for months until I sell. Then then a day later it always draws a big fat green vertical dildo. I'm convinced I'm in a simulation.

So that's 'alt season' done is it? I'm so fucked. Nothing pumped for me.

Anyone got any gay portfolios? I think mine is pretty gay. I hold:
ETH
DOT
FTM
GLMR
ICP
BAT

One of my clients is the princess of a well known but relatively small middle eastern country. I'm thinking of seducing her to access her family's wealth. Anyone here have experience with sand women and dealing with their parents? Do I need to convert to their religion?

If you could make a living exploiting people's porn addiction, would you do it? How evil is it on a scale of 1 to 10?

Weird question, do you think it's possible to make money from developing a small web app that just makes basic api calls like what @levelsio does on twitter? he claims to be making hundreds of thousands per month and his web apps are extremely simple but he also seems like a massive grifter and his europoor accent doesn't help.

My tranny bag (Ticker:FTM) is pumping!!!!!!!!!!!

What if most alts don't even 10x next bull? This is the question that keeps me awake at night.

I have 4K in crypto and I can't afford to put any more in. How like is it for me to get 50K at least this bull?

So what's with Bitcoins volume being the lowest it's been since 2017? Never got a clear answer on that.

I just got a youtube ad from blackrock about buying ETFs. It's happening. It's really happening.

((THEY)) are setting the crypto space up for the biggest bull it has ever experienced. I'm talking about a bull which lasts 3x longer than previous bull markets and pumps to astronomic levels. In fact most people are going to get completely fucking wrecked because they think they're selling the top when actually they're selling a third the way down of a massive 2 year long bull candle. Be ready niggers.

This isn't fucking fair, a few hours ago I put 90% of my net worth into crypto. This is the first time buying again after I bought the top in 2021. Now it's been announced CZ is leaving and guilty. What the fuck even is this timeline. I need a fucking reset button.