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Wowzers I was a depressed incel until I bought ASKO and now I can't move for all the sweaty tits and roast beef in my life. The ASKO community is full of absolute chads who will just keep winning, and won't get tired of it either. Imagine my raised-eyebrow and smirk as I research the utter stinkers relentlessly shilled here while knowing that if you just bought a few thou ASKO you'd be smirking right alongside me.
See you at AAVE's MC, fellow ASKOchads! Gotta run, these gold-digging whores won't fuck themselves!

ASKO gonna do something soon, right anons? I'm getting bored of holding this but it's got potentials

Right lads, we've seen the hype drop out but ASKO is primed for a nice breakout again soon. The jury will be reminded that a turd cannot be polished, but a gold nugget with a turd crust can, and ASKO is clearly in the latter category. Aesthetic teething issues at launch doesn't cover up that ASKO is one of the first movers in a space that will see huge amounts of capital flow and thus value grab, and has a product coded by one of the premier development teams in the crypto space.
All to do now is hold. A run of good news could bring this up to $5 an ASKie. Post your best sniggering dog pics below.

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You will soon notice that humble ASKO possesses once-in-a-bullrun meme magic and act accordingly. If not, may god have mercy on you.

Why is this coin so memefully powerful? Such a low cap, but already so much lore and magnetism.
Believers in meme magic have already packed their bags.
>Y-you do believe in meme magic, don't you Anon??