/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Japan plans 60 Trillion Yen stimulus
WEW I bet they're still not going to experience inflation, too. Poor bastards.

>>18198581
US Dollar possibly...

Depends how long you can wait. The big 4 banks are priced like they're going out of business. If Powell doesn't pursue negative rates, they should make it through OK.

>>18198637
Me too.
I'm happy with the things I bought but I sold such stupid things.

>>18198678
It might've been a local promotional thing from one of those sports things?

>>18198693
I'm waiting. Only 2X leverage so I can afford to even though it hurts. I'm also short VIX and waiting FOREVER for that to finally go down.

>>18198691
I'm going Lafroige. You?

>>18198733
You're not paying attention. Everything you're seeing now is WHY the market already crashed. It's probably not over, but all of this was figured out and priced in a month ago.

See this post for more details:
>>18194146

>>15240209
>Being born is a perfect predictor of dying, however the period between the first breath and last breath is not predictable and can be as small as 6 seconds and as long as 100 years.

>TFW never gonna get a chance to accumulate cheapies ever again
>Missed my chance on getting nice dank little BILIes.
>Missed my chance to lower my basis on MASTERCARD
>Never gonna profit off of aging boomers with UNH
>Less than 10% of my networth in MO-babies
>Only 1 goddamn share of Pepsi
>Only 11 NRZ's with that insane fucking yield

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK ME UP, POWELL SAMA!!!!!!!!!!

>Tomorrow morning,
>I have a chunk of my IRA and trading portfolio in MO and MRK
>I have GEO and MA in my trading portfolio
>I have NRZ and PG on my "BUY WHEN DIP" list, but I can't buy if they dip and I don't know why
>All report tomorrow before the open

I forgot to learn how to understand a conference call!!! I still don't remember what CAGR and EBITA mean, and when non-GAAP earnings matter!! QUICK what is a "Q2"?!

Am I the only loser that tries to listen to these things? I think the only one I listened to live last quarter from this group is MO, so maybe I'll listen to that one first, but I think I'm too retarded to understand it until the analysts pick it apart.

What the fuck is Gottlieb's problem? Why is he trying to fuck with my portfolio?
>Becomes vocal opposition to Juul
>Joins second rate pharma company that isn't even curing ebola, Pfizer