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WHERE IS THE BOTTOM ?

wTF IS HAPPENING

RAMESHHH ??

WHO DIED?

IS THIS JUST BLATANT MANIPULATION?

IS COMING.

You know what that means. Yuge red candles on tuesday

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"I see, I see..." Dumbledore moaned, while scratching his beard "Look here, Harry: this green candle looks manipulated. Probably the goblins are at it again, who knows. But we are smart, and this time I won't buy because" and he pointed at one of his monitors, showing a lower number "I'm sure we are barting just right here."
Harry was watching in disbelief, as the headmaster wasn't buying the pump.
"Sir, do you... Do you really think it will be the same pattern again and again."
"Harry, my son. This is some sort of dark art that you should always avoid. Don't look at me like that" he screamed calmly while smiling "you really look like your mother. She really helped me during the dotcom bubble... Now, look at the time, Snape is waiting for your hodling lesson! Well... Honestly who cares, you can do whatever you want in this school, we both know that!"
They both chuckled.
"Now go, your friends are waiting for you in the Quidditch field!"
Harry was walking away, when the headmaster called him again for the last time, moving his eyes from the charts and looking over his half-moon glasses: "Oh, and Harry, before you go: 20 points to gryffindor."