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>>52536686
fren pass confirmed, buckle confirmed
we going in

>time to crack out the good ol' hype themes
trust me, what you're seeing now, is my normal state...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5sw9ITJORY

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>>51150023
1 January option (lock in buy price of 237.5$ for 100 shares, which means youde still need to pay 23,750$ for 100 shares) is like 50$ total for the contract which is 100 shares worth above. To lock in 127.5$ buy price for January 2024 is like $300 for a contract, spending like 1-2k on calls leverages you like a mother fucker, at 20k the 50$ Jan call would be worth roughly 2 million. That’s going from 50 bucks to 2 million. I still belive the government will have to step in and buy everyone out for 4 figs or Tesla slow burn squeeze this baby over years, there won’t even be an economy left if you figure the shares circulating are 3+ billion which is believable. Calculate 3 billion shares being sold (actually even 2 bill to be conservative I guess) times average sell price of a million, that’s a quadrillion dollars…. How they deal with this is beyond me. All I know is that I’m just gonna keep buying shares and some calls here and there fuck wallstreet fuck the fuck and check these dubs.

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>>30219302
Looking not too shabby desu