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The storm gains strength and it's getting worse,
A coastal wizard has haunted you with curse.
It was stowed for good luck and me forget to think,
Woe to pack a life raft now my gold will sink.

Tons of water has entered and it's going down,
A tribute to Neptune for his shiney crown.

Now swim ashore, to land within reach,
A tourist requests a bj on the beach.
From there look out now at the salty sea,
And hope JPM dumps to stack more cheapy.