/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58422398
>Still believing MUMU will have a 100x after halving

I'm back too, OP.

>>58415184
>>58415195
i got banned twice, once for saying that pepe outperformed link in its hayday (it did, in % week growth) and the second one bceause i said that retardio at least had ride or die devs but, well, jannies gotta jannie i guess

>>58375773
>buys and holds for months
>gets better results than half of /biz
yeah maybe im just not done for this stuff

>>58319523
In seriousness though, for the average 30 year old you are top 1% assuming you aren't larping. The actual intelligent non-idiot thing to do is keep on keeping on. Usually people would tell a lawyer or tech lead or whatever you are to get someone to manage your money. If you don't want that then putting your liquid cash into a high interest savings account for a cool 5% a year is the safest thing to do. If you want to gamble then maybe 1% of your money a year could be DCA'd into whatever horseshit you want to gamble with/"invest", then wait for the market to just be red for 10 weeks before beginning to go in with serious money when volume shows the market may be close to bottoming out- obviously this is also a DCA strategy.

Wise investment for people who already have money means not putting it into the stupidest shit imaginable. When things go down, you invest into blue chips and safe bets like Nvidia, people who want to invest into DogeAI or whatever are usually the brokest pajeets in the universe. Your wealth is at the level where you want to make sure you don't fuck it all up and go back to saving every penny.

>>58187605
yup
i have more respect for the shit stains of my toilet than whatever this is
unless it's something worth my time and attention like loafcat, keep it short or don't post shit at all

>>58173557
the simple fact this coin exists and has followers is a sin against all of god's creation, it a pidgeon's shit on a painter's masterpiece

i still can't believe retards traded for that shit
like don't get me wrong, i traded some with dextools BUT i knew it was a scam from the start and sold as soon as the spike arrived.
Stop hangin on to it retards, it wasn't meant to last. GIVE UP, it ain't worth it.

100,000 EOY
>350,000 ATH 2025

>-inflation
>-ETFs
>-93% mined

>>57905239
>Ok what are some gems most normies don't know about that you can still get in early on?
Bitcoin (BTC)

it's not early but the price of TRUMP dropped a bit, it's a good time tu hold

>>57899708
HAHHAHAHAHA man, the benefit of not depending of large coins and sticking to small coins like spx for short term gains and taking advantage of initial pumps is the best, i don't get how nobody promotes such an easy way to make quick bucks

>>57710401
You forget the american economy is also swindled by macroeconomic factors, just like the crypto market when a big storm is a brewing you can have most coins growing at a steady pace and then boom, election year and suddenly michael obama is the most profitable candidate making all the tokens related to the elections (trump and big mike) extremely bullish. Imagine the contrary happening to the us right now but with the war in the middle east and ukraine

Got a daughter on the way, thinking about putting away 1-2k a year for her until she’s an adult. My current bank savings interest rate is around 4% would CDs or bonds net me anything better than that? I feel like putting it im crypto would be gambling w her future so I’m looking for more traditional means.

>>57609923
>>57609939
What happened to /biz man, we used to have standards, we used to be civilized people. We used to watch eachother's backs. Now look at us, scamming 14 year olds? Just for a quick penny? Oh how the times have changed. I still remember when we used to watch the 16 year old kids lose their dad's savings with a bad investment on robinhood or how we used to trick people into buying the shittiest bag out there or how.... wait
Oh right we're on /biz, who the fuck cares, carry on

>>57547532
Codingbros....

>>57338033
did you really have to screw my evening like this?

>>57080655
Same here bro, i hope its not too depressing. Remember tomorrow is another day

>>57044877
Start copytrading stat, you don't want to get caught in the massive shitfest that is crypto right now. Grab onto a whale (find a good wallet using dexscreener, one that has a good profit margin) and dont let go until you're recovered. They all invest in low ROI gems so you'll be able to afford most of the tokens

My TQQQ calls are up 50%

Inside her here
I’m moving my emergency fund back into the market Monday after sitting on cash for two years
Do with this information what to will

>>56896204
That's the thing OP, im 40. There's probably not much hope for me yet. I do everything you kids do, i use dexscreener for my alpha, i trade link, i trade some shitcoins now and then. The thing is i dont have it in me to fight to make it anymore.
Maybe i should just accept being a wageslave is my only choice in life

Do you guys not cross check your information across multiple pages before spending money? I know they talk about this generation as hot blooded and impulsive but have some common sense will you? Learn to verify your information, not everything will be laced in sugar for you to make the important decisions, jesus christ

What are the financial implications of my gf being 10 weeks pregnant with my child

Damn my TQQQ calls be pumping again

>>55422824
What the fuck will you be doing with memes that can be rugged any moment where there are Ride Hero and Gods which are solid utility tokens of future leading metaverse projects.