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Does anyone here has a position on KO?

I have been seeing lots of signs repeatedly of this brand which made me interested, but Idk if it makes sense to get into it

>Current price
$61.06
>Dividends
-Paid quarterly; 3.01% annual yield
-Period of 33 years for the yield to pay the principal, assuming 0% inflation in that period (lol)
>Other considerations
-Satanic cult brand, featuring a mark of the beast reference in its logo (666)
-Attempts to destroy humanity along other S&P500 brands
-It sells products that destroy the health of those who consume them
-I want to joke with normie family that whenever they buy Coca Cola a small portion of what they are paying goes to my pockets, for humoristic and ego reasons

How would you approach it?
Other companies offer higher yields, and as a top of the foodchain brand in its space, I don't see it reaching huge new heights. So I am wondering what trading strategy makes sense for this particular ticker