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I'm not looking forward to cashing out at all. I absolutely suck at filling out paperwork, so I am going to need a crypto attorney. It doesn't help that I super awkward around people I don't know. I imagine it's going to go something like this;
So how did you get this money?
>I got it from shit posting on 4chan.
What do you mean?
>Well some Indians made a thread and said I could get filthy rich if I spent $500 on their cryptocurrency.
Are you sure this isn't a scam?
>Absolutely. The autistic nerd who posted a picture of a frog drinking piss from a wine glass said it was a good investment.
Is this some kind of a joke?
>Spaghetti