/biz/ - Business & Finance

You stupid slut. Yes, I said slut. What the fuck are you doing to my finances. I bought for 1 dollar on Probit and I have been holding ever since. Sasha where is my fucking money. You were so fucking happy when you saw Rubic go to the moon. Your smile made me buy. You deceived me. Now, instead of being on the moon, I am entering the lowest depths of financial hell. You vixen. You snake. You witch.

/ourgirl/
/ourcoin/

Sasha thank you for allowing me to live underneath your foot another day. I have awoken to sub 30 cent Rubic, what an amazing development! You truly know how to ruin my financial future. I hope when I go to sleep next time it is below 20 cents. I will of course keep buying though. A worthless human like myself deserves a worthless coin. Once again, thank you for being the owner of my life savings.

Sasha, may I comment on how beautiful you are today? I wonder how you are doing on the other side of the world. If you're awake I can only hope that you're somewhere pampering yourself with my money. I know you will never read this but just know, I exist to serve you. My bank account doesn't matter, I will go into debt as long as it is to serve you. I live to exist underneath your soft, yet dominant, foot. The pain of holding this token does not match the dopamine I get from being able to serve you. Thank you for existing my goddess.

Sasha, how grateful am I to be able to wake up once again only to serve under your dominating foot. Sasha do you wish to hear a joke? What do I have in common with Rubic. We are both almost worthless. But that is okay, because it is in my nature to be worthless. I am nothing more than a worm. Crush me financially. Make me have to move back in with my parents. Take all my money and throw it into the void. Whatever you choose I will be happy. Thank you for being my financial goddess. Everything I own belongs to your Sasha.

Sasha - by Anonymous circa. 2021

I sit in my office,
Turning and twisting,
As the red dildo of death,
Gives my ass quite the fisting,
They say there is nothing left,
Rubic has no reason for existing,
But since I know the truth,
I'll wait for a Binance listing.

Sasha, I devote my financial future to you.
Under your boot I shall either rise or perish.

My dick just gets hard thinking about how much money I have lost over the past few days. Thank you Sasha, my financial dominatrix.

I am feeling great. Looking forward to what financial rollercoasters we will ride today. I hope wherever we go Sasha is somewhere looking down on us like dirty heathens. All I want is to feel her boot upon my portfolio. Any Rubichads feel the same?

We do it for Sasha.

Yes as unbelievable as that sounds I did.

It all started a little bit before the Rubic AMA. I sat in anticipation of seeing Sasha's beautiful face grace my screen once again. I saw that the price was hovering around $0.61. I thought that I should sell because I knew that whales would dump the price but I remembered I am in financial chastity to Sasha. As the AMA started I saw that there was no Sasha on the screen, just her cuck of a boyfriend and a pajeet. My asshole started to open. With every passing minute I saw the price go further down as my manhood shot further up. When the pajeet let out a mighty belch my asshole began to agape. The price at this point was somewhere below $0.50. I felt something being dislodged from my lower intestine, we all know what that was. The final straw was when her cuck boyfriend announced that they were moving L2 to Q2. This is when the price plummeted. At this moment my agape asshole and throbbing member began spewing substances of their own means. I sprayed liquid shit all over my chair and began to shoot ropes of cum like never seen before. To think this is how my goddess Sasha would repay my loyalty, with such volatility! It was pure ecstasy! I could hardly contain my excitement and that is when I passed out. I just woke up covered in my own dried semen and hours old shit. My office is a mess. I have to thank my godess Sasha for the ability to live and serve underneath her foot.

May our Rubic stay Cubic brothers.

The only reason I am holding this absolute shitcoin is so that the goddess of my life, Sasha, can dictate my financial future. She can either pull me to the highest level or heaven or drag me to the lowest rung of hell. Whatever she decides to do I will accept it with a smile on my face. When it comes to my Rubees I don't care about the money I generate, I just want to be financially dominated. I want to wake up and feel the rush of not knowing whether I will be homeless in the next month or buy 3 homes in the next week. She has the power to bring that reality to me. So Sasha, if you are listening, please, PLEASE, do whatever you can to fluxate the price of this coin. It is pure ecstasy to not know what financial future I will awaken to when I lay my head upon my pillow.

MY RUBIC STAYS CUBIC.

Do not disappoint mommy.

The only reason I am holding Rubic is because I am into financial domination. I want my financial future to be decided by Sasha. I don't care if it goes up or down as long as she is the one controlling it.

/ourgirl/ and /ourcoin/. Buy and hold, fuck pajeets

It’s me! AMA