/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54641384
get young female friends. it does not even matter if you get friend zoned. then meet their friends and meet their friends off them. You are bound to find one young slut who wants you this way. Young girls like older stable guys because financial stability means they are able to go out and do fun stuff like travel and dinners etc, things they cannot do with broke young guys their age/


t. 29 year old white guy who knows multiple teenage Latinas

I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own stocks. A nation of the truly rich, dammit. A nation of Fahnance, not poverty, ruled by wealth, not Committee! Where the market changes to suit the retail holder, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to buy - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick hedge funds and chickenshit Institutions. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of Fud and celebrity Manipulaton! Fuck American Stocks! Fuck the SEC! FUCK ALL OF IT! The Market is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new Market will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make Wall Street great again!... In my new Financial Utopia, people will buy and sell for what they BELIEVE! Not for others. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to sell his own shares!

>>50584004
Tomorrow is Wednesday for the only damn region that matters in this country. That's right, Mountain time best time.

>>49925842
That's cute honey. No I bought VOO and VTI. Now let's go home and warm up.

>>49479268
>no reason
Anon the algos want to drill this whole market into the earth. The ones in charge may be ballsy and stuoid but they know better then that. They want retail investors out if the market. They are going to make this as painful as possible.

>>49479279
Savings Accoubts and Bonds will be the investment vehicles of the future.

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>>1981199
Here is a copy and paste from a post last year:

1. Call Dun&Bradstreet, tell them you need a DUNS number to bid government contracts. Give them your business name and TIN which is generally your own name and SSN. They assign you a DUNS number. Don't lose it.
2. Go on SAM and register your business name and type using your DUNS number. Fill out the ORCA representations and if you like fill out a profile with the SBA.
3. in a few days they'll approve your SAM registration and you're set to bid jobs.
4. request or find the Solicitation you're interested in bidding on. Look for small business set-asides.
5. Read that shit carefully, and make sure you can comply with the wording of the contract. You can't be a felon, behind on your taxes, currently being sued, or being charged with a crime. Make sure you can do the work they want.
6. Follow the directions to submit your bid.
7. If you're awarded the contract set up an IPP account using your DUNS number and SAM registration. Submit invoices through IPP once the product is being delivered.
8. provide tons of paperwork and spend hours in meetings because that's what the government does.

The penalty for failing to deliver is usually your contract being cancelled, a claim placed against your insurance, your person being sued, and you being prevented from ever bidding on any gov job again. Felony fraud charges are also possible, as is jail time. The standard stuff for contractors that fuck up.

>Current Income
>Current Lifestyle

>Your Projected Income 10 years from now
>Your Projected Lifestyle 10 years from now

>>1539054
>the artist is suggesting that making money for its own sake is no reason at all.

That's ridiculous, making money is how you keep score and know who is winning.

okay /biz/ going to career fair soon, give tips on how to impress/get along with recruiters?

Let me introduce you to this game called cashflow. Its really simple, it first starts you off in the rat race with a random job such a mechanic or lawyer. Then it simulates a life in the rat race (getting paychecks, getting downsized, buying useless junk) but it also gives you deals that you could buy to make your sell richer (buy land, stock, bonds, or houses, condos, and apartments) Once you buy enough real estate that generates you enough passive income to cover your expenses you enter the fast track. In the fast track you get better opportunities to buy income generating assets and you can even live your dream.

But this game pretty much lays out a plan by which you can get rich by.
1. Get a job that pays at least 2k a month
2. Look for good deals on stock(Always buy stock at the lowest trade range), and real estate
3. Buy as many good deals as you can
4. Try to find buyers for your real estate that will pay more than you paid
5. Sell your stock when it gets to a high trading range
6. Buy more expensive real estate that already has a cash flow
7. Buy enough real estate with cash flow that the cash flow covers your expenses.

Once the cash flow covers your expenses that means you don't need to work, and your free from the rat race. Once your free from the rat race you can buy more real estate with cash flow that will boost your income.

If you would like to play the actual game you can do so here
richdad.com/classic
its free.

So in the past I /biz/ I told you that I had created a business plan for selling spells on online marketplaces.

I have acted on my business plan and created a online store in one of the many online marketplaces available online. I have so far generated $50 in sales selling spells at $10 a spell. I tell my customers that within 7-28 days there spell should work. Although some spells can take up to a year.

So far i've claimed 100% profit, minus marketplace fees.

Hello my fellow businessmen. I would like to discuss with you my newest business plan.

I plan to start selling fake "spells" to consumers online.

This is how its going to work.

>Join random online marketplace
>List spells such as "Fall in love spell, income increase spell, adoration spell, eternal love spell, anti-aging spell, and much much more.
>When someone orders a spell, ill message them ill be casting the spell right away. It should take at least 1 week to manifest. Although the longest waiting period is one year.

>take the money and put it in my bank account
>100% profit

What do you think?