/biz/ - Business & Finance

Dear christ the absolute state of this dogshit waste of bandwidth board nothing but discord trannies shilling shitcoins no wonder every real person jumped to bant

>>58369500
Yeah, I could see that. I can't imagine straight confiscation would actually fly, though. Maybe I'm wrong and people will get behind any ploy to "save them" from the economic collapse.
Oh well, I'm just going to keep slurping.

>>54736157

Actually so fucking stupid that so many data scientist positions require masters.

If you have an undergrad in math/stats (like I do), you've dealt with more complicated stats than somebody who did a different degree (say, civil engineering) and then switched with a masters to data science.

And yet, these clowns still demand I get one.

>>54205242
>>54205253
You people are animals. A bidet is the only way to clean a human ass. A handful of water and your hand cleaning and removing the shit from your stinky hairy hole. You have to be fucking kidding me i don't know how you people live. Your asses must itch a lot. And you're the same ppl who do rimjobs ffs

>Racist joke number #72933817248
Sigh…do you righties have anything else in the back?

>>53512714
You're joking right lmao
>bear market
>project in its infancy

>>53512655
You're a good bloke, but man these clowns don't deserve being spoonfed, let em find out.

>be me
>told myself I wouldn't eat yesterday after binging on Sunday
>binged after work; felt so demoralised by Stacey filled supermarket and general existential ennui
>was so low energy after work
>skipped gym and slept
>woke up this morning slightly early
>drank coffee, browsed internet
>felt extremely low energy, demoralised, defeated before work
>worked
>ate food at lunch after telling myself no food until Wednesday to make up for Monday's binge
>was openly cringing after some meetings and zoom calls today
>had mini epiphany about how ugly and cringe and repulsive I am
>finished work
>calmly went to the store to buy junk food
>binged with zero guilt (must have used it all yesterday)
>will go to gym later
>now browsing internet

I'm glad 2/5 work days have gone this week.

I'm simply never going to fit in at any workplace, with any normies, ever. That's that. People see me as a freak.

My weekend is going to be so fucking boring.

My job is pointless.

I wasted my 20s and teens.

Everyone has life on easy mode except me.

I unironically believe in the hive mind.

>be me
>woke up on Sunday morning
>browsed internet
>did chores
>browsed internet while drinking coffee
>went to store and bought lots of chocolate because I was going to have one last binge later that day but it was fast food and I needed to get some chocolate because supermarket binged would also end
>went walking in afternoon for around 2-3 hours
>walked the usual Saturday route instead of the Sunday route, so I Pavloved myself in to thinking it wasn't so pointless
>played vidya in evening; felt pointless
>went to gym
>had large fast food binge in late evening and felt so fat
>slept, woke up at around 6.30 am, which was too early
>browsed internet in phone in bed and then tried to sleep for another 30 minutes before alarm woke me up
>went to work
>worked
>work was boring
>was in a call with people who were my age or younger but 2-4 ranks higher; felt so demoralised
>had strong junk food cravings after telling myself I wouldn't eat until Tuesday
>went to supermarket on way home and bought lots of binge food
>saw Staceys and qts in store and felt so demoralised
>binged at home and now feel so fat; I'm sure that was the last time
>lying in bed, typing this, may go to gym but it's a light lifting day so I may skip it (was leaning towards going but may bargain with myself: skip it but eat nothing tomorrow)

My existence is a farce.

I'm trying to drink the koolaid at work but I do not fit in at all and my presence is painful for everyone involved.

Doomed to be forever fat. Forever demoralised. Forever ugly. Forever never promoted. Forever wasteful of my time.

I distinctly remember lying in bed, watching clips of the first 2015 Republican debate on my phone, while it was sunny outside. Feels strange to think a lot of my 20s took place since then. Nothing happened.

I could do nothing at work and I don't think anything would change.

I've gotten to the end of typing this post and have decided not to go to the gym.

>be me on Tuesday morning
>only had 7 hours of sleep and felt so tired
>went to work, worked, for back from work
>bought goyslop from the supermarket that I normally only go to on some Fridays (Pavloved myself in to feeling like it's Friday a little bit, which was slightly kino)
>saw numerous Staceys and qts at the supermarket
>binged on junk food; felt so fat and guilty
>drank coffee and browsed internet for a few hours in the evening while ferociously shitposting on my phone (had readymade copypastas)
>shatpost until almost midnight, then it was too late to go to the gym
>slept
>woke up today after 6 hours, browsed internet for remaining hour and a bit, didn't feel very tired
>went to work, worked
>bought goyslop on my way home (not in as demoralised a way as yesterday, so I'm confident it's the last time)
>binged
>now browsing internet
>will go to gym

I'm ugly but my hairline, skin, teeth, health (apart from weight) etc., are holding up after years of chemical warfare.

Goyslop is a good word. I had noticed for a while that everything I ate was basically a carby mush. That word summarises it well.

I cringe every day relentlessly at and after work because my manager's manager's manager barely talks to me and he's friendly with everyone else so I think I'm going to be given awful annual reviews.

Everyone but me is a normie clone. I am the main character. I am unqiue and special. I saw some coworkers I work with walking together without me after work but then I remembered the phrase, "the white man walks alone" (saw a racist anime avatar Twitter account say it) and felt better.

>>51520259
>that smartass joking that it's too small to click on but he highlighted the entire link to quote it which means he clicked on it

>be European
>go to sleep with Bitcoin holding firm above €20'000
>all my fellow Europeans holding support
>wake up
>Bitcoin literally below $20,000 because Americans are selling

After two years, I'm starting to develop feelings for a cute coworker. I can't help it.
What is the right move here? Should I say nothing and just find a new job?