/biz/ - Business & Finance

>yes, I am at ground zero of anon who just ate a whole bag of takis el fuego chips
>he is getting absolutely just right now. His mom just went through a whole Costco box of adult diapers and it’s still coming out.
>she couldn’t handle it anymore and had to run out of the house. She unronically and literally was swept away by the molten magma of shit that was pouring out
>scientists have told us we can only stay here a few seconds before the acidic poisonous gas penetrates our top level suits!
>:ground starts to rumble:
>holy shit! Literally!
>back to you, /biz. Over and out!