/biz/ - Business & Finance

IQDELET lives on a blimp and wishes he could stack, but hes a poorfag; lower than a NEET, hes only 3 steps and a fall away from living on the streets. His rent is made when he gets paid for shilling crypto curren-see, his belly is fat from basedlatte crap and his wallet is thin from helium. The gas takes up most of his rent or he wont, be floating in the sky at the parkway. Ifnhis blimp touches down, on his 5"x5" ground, then Vile Shlomo will charge him. The cost to touch down is why he a clown, hisndebt paid back with shit posts. One day he thinks, he'll be boss of his ranks, with a plot of his own, ten by ten, and no neighbors to borrow his tanks. Of helium he buys at inflated cost-and condoms he eats: wet ones not dry, he shills with no sleep, just 5 hours a night. He lost all his gains in the November rains when he bought the intangible at the highest price he thought'd be manageable. We ignore his bleats as he blames us'or's misfortunes hes clearly not well, he works-for israel.

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So glad you remembered that bro.
IQDELET lives on a blimp and has to shitpost for the entire day to earn just enough to pay for rent and exorbitant helium costs. If he doesnt pay the helium bill, his blimp will sink and touch down, prompting Vile Shlomo, the owner of the narrow 500ft x 1 mile strip of land, will charge an enormous fee, since IQDELET only rents out a 4x4 plot he must share that space with his neighbors, who are surprisingly worse than he is, as every morning they dump their waste out the window and on top of IQDELET's blimp. One day, IQDELET says to itself, ill have enough for the 10x10 plot of land like my boss.. only a few more shitposts to go