/biz/ - Business & Finance

a fool and his money

SELL SOXL

SELL SOXL

>Infinite QE to prop up stocks so the super rich don't lose more
>Jobs die on the vine but LOL who cares
>Retail investors have to sell all their stocks just to live, after they're lost 30% of their value

I was too late to make the big gains during the dump now I get the IV crush. Maybe those dividend fags were right. BUY THE DIP lol

>>17843991
>Lord Bogdanoff, Covid-19 was a smashing success.

>Since when were you under ze impression Covid-19 was over?

>Hit all breakers

>>11010454

>>9246943
bitbean

>>9032022
honestly my folio is banging, I've effectively made it between my day job and crypto gains, but fucking hell, the past 2 years have been stressful beyond belief. I really, really need to sort myself out and soon before I turn into empty shell of stress and despair.

>>9032442
basically this but now I have the money, nothing's changed. maybe it'll change after my first million.

>>9032372
happy birthday bro.

>>3479585
the hawks are the chinks

the tent and supplies are the crypto market

I'll hand hold a bit because the more /biz/ autists that go on to become the next generation of wealthy elites the more hilarious it will be.
>set up a coinbase account as it is the most retard proof way to get your first coins
>buy a chunk of BTC and a chunk of ETH
You could stop right there and call it good if you wanted to, coinbase likely isn't going anywhere and you could cash out through them whenever you felt like. Better though if you:
>google BTC and ETH wallets and set them/it up
>get your coins out of coinbase and onto the wallet/s
>for big returns pick up as much LTC as you're willing to gamble with
>setup an account with Kraken, Poloniex, and/or Bittrex
I recommend Bittrex.
>send LTC to that exchange and convert it to BTC or ETH
>go to coinmarketcap and start researching coins listed on your exchange, each coin listing has links to the coin's websites and blockfolio threads
>do your due FUCKING diligence before you put money into any coin
>download Blockfolio and input any purchases you've made
>obsessively refresh it every 1-5 minutes for the rest of your life
This should get you started. If you want to fuck around with day trading that's a whole other thing you'll have to look into on your own. Hope that helps, faggot. See you in lambland.