/biz/ - Business & Finance

We are never gonna make it.

I want to get plastic surgery to look more like Sergey. I already have a decent beard but is isn't as good as his. I'm stocky, built more for comfort than speed that's for sure. I've brought pictures of Sergey from all angles to the best jewish surgeons I could find. One of them said he could do what I want but it will cost all of my linkies The only thing that is giving me pause is that I have to choose between buying more link or getting cut up to look like Sergey. My God, he's just so masculine and commanding. His piercing stare, he's like the fucking Mona Lisa, he knows the secret of life and it amuses him. He will be a billionaire, maybe I could get hired as a Sergey body double. He is the undisputed master of oracles and I pray for the day I can wake up and be Sergey. I'm not saying I'd want to wear his skin but I feel like it would be so comfortable to be him and to be so masculine and confident. I want to get lenses to make my eyes pierce into the souls of man as do Sergeys.

>>16085396
Sergey used to work as a human pregnancy tester. Women would piss in his mouth and based on the taste he could tell if they were pregnant or not. Rumors has it he would often tell the women they needed to piss into his mouth once more to accurately analyze it. That was of course a lie just to get more of the piss he craved and loved the taste of. He soon got addicted to pregnant hormone stenched piss and he still is. He has to sip constantly to keep his autism in check.
Lack of female piss is his Kryptonite as is evident when he gets lost in his famous incoherent rants which is caused by too low PBL (piss blood level).
Being addicted to drinking human female piss is actually kind of disgusting when you think about it

>>16072069
This shit is gonna tank.
>Massive Stop losses at $2.53.

Whales will target these SL's and then tank the price to sub $2.

Whales have had their fun. What do you think that pump was to $3 before the announcement?

Whales are exiting their positions as we speak at this premium. $2.50 is coming.

You honestly thought that price action was completely normal? About as organic as a McDonald's Chicken nugget.

You fucks are going to be taught a very expensive lesson. Blatant insider trading....

Notice the sell off after the pump to $3 just before the anouncement? Fernando or someone at Oracle or someone within ChainLInk core team is fucking with you. If they are fucking with you it also means the whales are.

If whales are fucking with you then the CL team is fucking you as well. The fucking symbiotic parasitic relationship between the two is well known. I hope you sold anons.

Whales targeting stop losses at $2.53

After that happens this ERC20 token that took 5 minutes to code, will be going sub $2.10

Wells Fargo fren

kek, they chose wrong enemy

>>12659398
You’re an idiot

What the fuck is his problem?

>>11676118
Make sure to post result. May be interested to buy if link takes me to the moon and you actually have skills

>>11576735
>>11576744
Thanks. I'll use D from now on.

and money is important!
t. Sergay Nazarov, CEO of smartcontracts

source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wzfIS6YC-I
Timestamp: 19:07
WE
>clap
WILL
>clap
MAKE
>clap
IT

LOL They got the hot tip from @sergeysshirt

IM DYING

I used to bash Chain Link and Link Marines, but this is what I observed so far after going all in.

Reading FUD is a huge no no. Maybe once in 2-3 months is ok, because it doesn't fuck up with your brain. I was completely desensitized to Link hype threads on /biz/. After doing noFUD for 3 months I observed that my excitement after reading Chain Link threads slowly returned. Not just the normal investor optimism, but the idea of really making it when Link hits $10k. Before I would be usually indifferent at the thought. NoFUD proved to be a valuable asset to my life and I encourage everyone to try it.

I was still lurking in the FUD threads like 1-2 times a day at that time though. Slowly, I started only replying to fudders once every three days to test the noFUD myself. Then once a week. Now I'm on day 14 and yesterday I got boner just from looking at a McDonalds ad because it reminded me of Sergey. Last that happened was a year ago.
I had problems with not underestimating the power of positive thought. I couldn't visualize $10k Link whatsoever. The whitepaper reading sessions would last 50-60 minutes and then I couldn't even believe in the partnerships. I had to read Sergey's tweets to hype myself up. I switched to watching Sergey's speeches on youtube and the hype was a lot better. I would be usually done in 40-50 minutes. Now after 2 weeks of noFUD I visualize $10k Link in 20 minutes. I'm curing my doubts and it's amazing. 50-60 minutes whitepaper reading sessions didn't bother me, but I knew Sergey would rather have me shill Link on /biz/ and I was so tired I was unable to shill Chain Link for the next two days.

Share your progress Link Marines

>>11109997
checked. quints of truth.

>>11085558
Its destiny trying to tell you to name him Link or Sergey.

My vote´s on Sergey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hR4rDbJPM4
classic

>>10786424
>tfw

>>10768944
>>10768948

Yeah. Pretty much this OP. Everyone says hes fat, but theyre judging by the conditions from their shithole countries where everyone is malnourished. By american standards, the only standards that matter, hes well within the average and healthy range.

Inspired by this post: >>10426255

I say we all pledge 1% of our LINK stacks to spread the wealth to our fellow (yet poorer and lower ranked) LINKMARINES only once we make it.

What do ye say? I will pledge 5k LINK.

I just took in LINK holders will make it to the /otherside/. What are you going to do with the money? Please tell me you're going to make sure to give back to your communities.

Like 8-10 times he's publically worn this shirt. How could that possibly be a coincidence? Rory also told us he likes *some* of the memes, so he's likely aware of what he's doing.

>>10006634
I pray every night for pic related to save me from a future of wagecucking

>>9927792