/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>873097
Listen up, butt sniffer: There's 2 kinds of stock traders. There are old traders and bold traders, but there are no old, bold traders.

>>797307
>It's stupid old people shit, but some people like it
>>797770
>It's always old managers who use overly formal shit

Oooooooh.....we got some badasses here! Listen up you young anal probers: Those nipple clamps you're wearing were made in China and apparently the Chinese fucking chemicals in them have affected your alleged young brains because as evidenced by the dumbfuck comments above. Go ahead and become the asshole you that you look at in the full length mirror laying on the floor to see if your anal bleaching is working yet because you don't want to provide cultural solidarity to all the people who attend your school of place of employment simply because they may not have gluten free Chinese symbols tattooed on their calf like you fucking do. Goddammit, in my fucking day we respected our elders because they helped us get a paycheck and we kissed their red meat asses because they would help us get ahead if we were political. That's the opposite of you young fuckheads who bitch that the coffee isn't "blood-free" coffee from some neck of the woods on this planet where the iguanas shit out the coffee beans before some fucking dreadlocked trustafarian hipster wearing dayglo orange soccer shoes instagrams it to his holistic BM club as an affirmation of his joy de hipster ouevre. Boo fucking hoo that you can't deal with communication like a nice person and not some Hollywood actor's agent or some hedge fund prick. Take your taper-faded SS haircut with a slight fauxhawk and try to rub some sense into the head underneath it, not the one in your gluten-free underwear that you want to take a pic of and send to the boss's wife but the one that your fedora sits on and that you have apparently and regularly positioned up your ass.