/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26663064
>the intricacies of the stock market such as short squeezes
do you even know Bitmex?
How fucking new are you?

>>20401129

>>15208628

More accurate than these incels will ever know. Being born a corporeal being is a cruel joke.

I strive daily to be more than I am, think of myself as an intelligent, enlightened individual, can contemplate scenarios and prognosticate on outcomes an average man would never begin to even think about, much less attempt to solve. I do it out of nature,I find thought experiments and debates riveting, I could talk all day about any number of topics, physics, sociology, philosophy, religion and would relish the opportunity to do so.

And yet... I will ogle every set of tits or decent ass that strays in front of me like a fucking chimp hanging out of a tree. If I don’t relieve myself with my wife or alone for more than 72 hours I will slowly devolve into some sort of cromagnon ape man literally fantasizing about overpowering women I meet on the street because they smiled at me.

What the real horror, you will learn, gentlemen, is this. The truth if life is however woeful you are of the filthy beast inside, realize women are worse.

There is no good Dr. Jekyl driving them some fraction of the time, they are all slim figured voluptuous Hydes, beauty and beast in one. Every vile thing your other craven half has ever desires to do to a woman they want you to do, and even more still. There is no depths to their depravity for they simply are as they are, lustful carnal creatures.

A woman will never, ever love you unless you fulfill her disgusting carnal desires, and do things that your enlightened self will find abhorrent, and she will love you more for it.

When you finally realize that dear friends you will wizened, sad, and just a little bit lonelier than you were before.

Guy was making 100K probably does some bullshit job and had a “breakdown” what a fucking joke.

You had a pre-economic crisis grandfathered in job/salary because of your age and position, and now like a retard you started over for no reason.

You will NEVER get back to the salary you we’re making before. Just give up that pipe dream, you fucked that shit right up. You should be glad you we’re able to recover 60% of that salary after being such a fucking retard, as it’s still Boomer/GenX inflated and more than average by about 20 grand.

Your best bet is to find a job you don’t hate and live within your means, something I’m sure is impossible for you given your age demographic. That means don’t buy any coke or lease any sports cars retard.

With your salary you made over 12 years you could have put AT MINIMUM 25% of that away annually.

You should have $300,000 dollars in bonds/stocks/crypto/real estate. I’m sure you blew it on Beanie Babies and TVs though.

Could buy a plot of land outright in Montana/Idaho for 100G and retire off passive income last year but you ducked that up, don’t even WANT that.

Could buy a condo in Florida for 60 grand and work part time bagging groceries while your investments grow.

TL;DR you’re a dumb fuck and those of us who haven’t had 1/10th the opportunity you have won’t feel sorry for you.

Last pity advice, all in on LINK.

>/r9k/ is leaking again

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