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>>20818570


God, this is what I want

>Close deal on a comfy little ranch house with a few acres up in Montana
>Emaciated Jewish banked kvetching as I managed to get him down to selling it for only 100 ounces of silver
>"C-cmon goy...the silva! Lets see it!"
>His eyes go wide as I pull a small sack from my suit. I undo the draw string and dump its contents onto the ground.
>Right behind the torrent of sparkling metal, he falls to his knees, greedily clawing up every coin, mumbling something about muh six million as I walk inside my new home.