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I am a GME baggie
How do I cope?

What are these new avatars?
Do I get one?

If Biden shits his pants tonight will the market go up or down?

So actually... why the fuck am I making money today?

Is now the time for FNGD?

Starting to suspect that Chinamen and nat gas are buys at this point.

If I put an extra $2500 into my savings account, my bank will bump me up to the next level of customer service.
Should I do it?
Or blow it on tech stocks instead?

>Supreme Court bars affirmative action in higher-education admissions

Better students -> lower default rates -> bullish for SOFI!

Or will it reduce the number of spendthrift negroes, latinx, and women, therefore bearish?

>>54838940
The timing won't work out but I wanted an LLY dip prior to Mounjaro being approved for obesity. Maybe I'll settle for an NVO short, since that'll cause them to lose market share.

You know what would fix things right about now? Biden suggesting we balance the budget by hiking corporate taxes.

>>54021483
What did those FNKO shorts know?

Are there any news or statistics releases tomorrow morning that could pump or dump the market? I'm trying to decide if I want to buy calls or puts for overnight

How do I make a stock go up?

europe is still green , should i short it ?

>>52643569
So if they're doing a Twitter-style purge of the deadweight diversities and bluehairs, do we...short SBUX? And NKE?

I don't know if I should buy more puts to hedge on this pump... or switch over to calls
AAAAAAH

Umm bros, how do I make my money back?

Why do I keep hurting myself everyday?