/biz/ - Business & Finance

Woke up for maket open to buy a triple weighted FANG ETF

I swear to god each and everyone of you retard repeats the pattern of thinking a greenstock is a good thing, and a red stock is a bad thing.
>Buy low, sell high, color is irrelevant.
Change the fucking colors around if it's that deep you absolute fucking maggot. THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE THINKING WHEN YOU SEE A RED STOCK, IS WHETHER OR NOT TO BUY IT.

I can one up you

>essential worker
>go to work every day
>lazy coworker gets reduced hours because work is slowing down
>coworker gets $600/week unemployment bonus
>lazy coworker got a 30% raise to stay at home 2 days a week

MFW

>make $600/week
>get laid off
>make $900/week in unemployment
>wagie coworker still making $600/week

Truly a clown world

What the fuck is up with the corona $600/week unemployment bonus? That's $15/hr.

People who get laid off will literally be making more money than their coworkers who keep their jobs.

>we can close green today and sill not break 20k

>>15190353
LMFAO I DIDNT READ THE WHOLE THREAD HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>15191448

>>14106023
>>14106023
I saw on youtube the other day, this early adopter has a youtube channel...and im sorry to report... hes a fucking nigger AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>13906757
>>13906759
>those images
>those timestamps

>>13673513
My girl knows I am a master jew and let's me manage her investments.

She won't take her money out of her shitty corporate retirement account so the best I could do for her is reallocate it to treasuries.

>TFW I leave for the weekend and she buys a 5 year CD

My funds are sitting comfy on Bitfinex. I'm looking to long as tether falls in price for easy gains assuming tether goes back to $1
If not and finex goes offline, then I lose my account. I will only be able to laugh in this absolute clown world.

I invented the 'gay Chainlink holder' meme. AMA

>Job review today
>get rated average on every metric
>generic comments on everything
>measly 3% yearly raise
>boss clearly has no idea what I'm doing, thinks I'm just jacking off

I already got another offer for another job. This place is going to fall apart within weeks of me leaving. I was going to feel guilty, but not anymore.

Still, what can I do next time that will force the boss to recognize what I'm doing & compensate accordingly?

>>13297898
TA doesn't make sense, the metric doesn't even make sense, because BTC Dominance is at the mercy of premined wash traded shitcoins.

>TFW crypto.com coin makes BTC Dominance go down 0.1%

>>13282171
saving money & no mouth aids

>>13245282
honkler is kind of an enlightened capitulation. a realization that things in the old system are too far gone to change using conventional means, and can only be changed by accepting it and embracing what has become a clownish caricature of its original form

>>13206162
Buy high, sell low
What do you not understand, you fucking brainlet incel

>>13018954
>trying to buy Schedule 2 narcotics on Craigslist

>>12909775
wtf I believed it

>tfw its real

>2019
>he holds a chinese run napster coupon that pays no income and is digital 1s and 0s
>he's not investing in legally government-manipulated shares backed by real tangible business companies