/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29746195
No wonder they can never make it to a toilet in time

>>29314481
Have a decoy wallet with 5% of your total BTC and a secret wallet with 95%. Make a big fucking out of it, bitch and moan until the bitter end, when they come after the decoy wallet. Maybe even cry a little.

Step 1. Agree on penny stock
Step 2. Pump penny stock
Step 3. Post our pumped gains and hype on Reddit
Step 4. Meme 10x
Step 5. SELL AT 9x

>>26995381
> What's a prisoner in this dilemma to do? At last, the point arrives. To avoid selling too early, the savvy degenerate gambler would wait until short interest - the amount of shares shorted out there - started to decline substantially. As long as nobody was defecting, nobody selling early, that decline in shares shorted would come with a spike in the price of the stock, as the few shares available are bought at astronomical prices. And this decline in shares shorted would distinguish this spike from gamma squeezes or regular old stock run-ups.

>Then and only then, as the nuke goes off, the stock price ascends past Alpha Centauri, and the short interest finally starts declining, the short squeeze has begun. And then it's every gambler for themself.

Ok so then we are just waiting for the price to moon and then we well. Is there a way to monitor the short interest in real time? I’m under the impression that it updates on a daily or every other day basis

>>26918175
I bought GME with fidelity at 10:30 an hour after their website went to shot because of the unprecedented volumes they were experiencing. My roommate is an employee there and told me that was the reason for the hour delay. Everything was smooth sailing after 10:30. It’s a solid broker

>>26918775
Me and my gf all day today

>>26867911
Connect your bank dumb dumb. In the meantime Fidelity will let you make trades right away

>>26864837
Reminder that AMC is a distraction from the mother of all bubbles, because while it has a high short interest at 60%, it is not the same type of investment as GME which is OVER ONE HUNDRED PERCENT at 140% yesterday (and I’ve seen a report that it’s at 250% today). AMC hedgies have wiggle room below 100%. They’ll take a loss but it’s not devastating. Above 100% hedgies are TOTALLY at the mercy of BRC (Big Retailer Cock). They must buy back, close, etc. AMC is not a bad stock to make a quick buck but the true game is and always as GME. Let’s fucking go bros.

>>26760968
How much gme will get me pic in OP bros?